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AlienSpaceBabe
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"Will you tell the court how far you were taken from the spot where the shooting occurred?" asked the defense counsel.
"I was exactly fourteen feet, three-and-one-half inches," replied the witness.
"How can you be sure of the exact distance?" asked the lawyer.
"I measured it because I was sure sooner or later some mooncalf would ask that question."
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jokes, jokes everywhere...and not a one is good...
« Reply #1 on: Mar 1st, 2002, 8:51pm » |
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The rather awkward freshman at a prom finally got up enough nerve to ask a sultry young beauty for a dance. "I never dance with a child," replied the pretty little snob.
The freshman looked her over critically and said, "Please forgive me; I didn't realize you were pregnant."
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the first mate got drunk today
« Reply #2 on: Mar 1st, 2002, 8:57pm » |
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The first mate on a ship got drunk for the first time in his life. The ship's captain, a stern and rigid man, recorded in his log, "The first mate got drunk today."
The mate protested against the entry, explaining that if it remained in the log without further comment or explanation it could ruin his career because it suggested that drunkenness was not unusual for him, whereas he had never been drunk before. The captain, however, was adamant, stating that the log recorded the exact truth and therefore must stand as written.
The next week it was the mate's turn to write in the ship's log. And on each day he wrote, "The Captain was sober today."
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Re: jokes? i got jokes
« Reply #3 on: Mar 3rd, 2002, 11:47pm » |
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???Yeah, I ain't never heard a no friggin' mooncalf hereabouts either.
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There is nothing more satisfying than being shot at without result---Winston Churchill
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Elizabeth
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Mooncalf:
1. a congenitally grossly deformed and mentally defective person
2. a foolish person.
3. a person who spends time idly daydreaming
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AlienSpaceBabe
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in more simple terms
mooncalf = attorney
(excluding michael)
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