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AlienSpaceBabe
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When Joe was a little boy, he took fiddle lessons. One day while he was practicing, scraping dismally back and forth with his bow, his dog set up a plaintive wailing and howling. Finally Joan, who was trying to do her homework, stuck her head into the room where her brother was practicing.
"For goodness sake!" she complained. "Can't you play something the dog doesn't know?"
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Outside a house in Sussex, England: Beware of owner. Never mind the dog.
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Did you hear about the dog who played Bach? He was about to be auditioned by a TV producer. The dog's agent warned the producer that this was a very sensitive dog, and that "you had better listen to him play because, if you don't, he loses his temper and leaps at you."
The dog started to play. He was awful. The TV producer patiently waited out the performance. When it was over, he declared angrily, "I should have let him attack. I'm sure his Bach is worse than his bite."
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| « Last Edit: Mar 13th, 2002, 5:23pm by AlienSpaceBabe » |
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