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Homeland Security
« on: Jul 11th, 2002, 3:40pm »
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Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a
> private investigator - Alan Pinkerton - for protection. That was the
> beginning of the Secret Service. Since that time federal police
> authority has grown to a large number of multi-letter agencies - FBI,
> CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc.
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> Now comes the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service."
> Can't you see them now, these highly trained men and women in their
> black outfits with their initials in large white letters across their
> backs: "FATASS." I feel safer already.
 
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« Reply #1 on: Jul 13th, 2002, 9:08am »
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Good'en  My job requires quite a bit of travel and FATASS is right on the money
 
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« Reply #2 on: Jul 17th, 2002, 9:04am »
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    he he he - - - love it Charlie - - - chuckles always good  
 
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