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gladiola
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A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead.
The driver felt so awful, he began to cry. A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can on to the rabbit
Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved it's paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 meters away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 meters, turned, waved and hopped another 50 meters
The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can!! He ran over to the woman and demanded, "What was in your spray can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
It said:
"'Hair spray restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
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What does a 70 year old woman have between her boobs that a 20 year old woman doesn't?
Her bellybutton! 
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A friend of mine drowned in a bowl of muesli.
He was pulled in by a really strong currant.
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A man takes his wife to the State Fair and one of the
exhibits is
that of breeding bulls. They come up to the first pen
and there is a sign
that says "This Bull mated 50 times last year." The
wife pokes her husband in the ribs and says
"He mated 50 times last year."
They walked a little further and see another pen with
a
sign that says "This Bull mated 120 times last year."
The wife hits her
husband and says "That's more than twice a week! You
could learn a lot from him."
They walk further and a third pen has a Bull with a
sign saying
"This Bull mated 365 times last year." The wife gets
really excited and says
"That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something
from this one."
The husband looks at her and says...."Go up and ask
him if it was with the same cow."
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