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ExplodingEyeBall
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Joke/Jeep of the day.
« on: Dec 14th, 2004, 9:10am » |
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Since Frank is AWOL right now, I'll try to fill in the huge void that has been left.
The Jeep
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The Joke(s)
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what does a bald guy put on his drivers lisence for hair color?
is it ok to yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
What do you do if an endangered animal eats an endangered plant?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Why people who know the least know it the loudest?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the cops arrest a mime, does he have the right to be noisy?
If you shoot a mime do you need a silencer?
How a fool and his money got together in the first place?
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Re: Joke/Jeep of the day.
« Reply #1 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 9:20am » |
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Here's an interesting Jeep pic:
Hope it can bring you a smile, Frank.
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Re: Joke/Jeep of the day.
« Reply #2 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 11:23am » |
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Think they missed a spot.
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Re: Joke/Jeep of the day.
« Reply #3 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 11:46am » |
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Whoa!! These are great! 
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ExplodingEyeBall
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Re: Joke/Jeep of the day.
« Reply #4 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 12:45pm » |
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What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
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10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
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Re: Joke/Jeep of the day.
« Reply #5 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 12:50pm » |
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Kentucky, a couple of years ago. 
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Re: Joke/Jeep of the day.
« Reply #6 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 12:51pm » |
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Hey Pat! That first guy going into the carwash: What the hell happened to his index finger? LOL!
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ExplodingEyeBall
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Re: Joke/Jeep of the day.
« Reply #7 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 1:07pm » |
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Looks almost like the end of it is missing because it's hiddin behind the car wash control thingy (very technical term)
Maybe he lost part of it in a nose picking accident?
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Re: Joke/Jeep of the day.
« Reply #8 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 1:24pm » |
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on Dec 14th, 2004, 1:07pm, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:
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Nope he was playing with his new vagina 
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Re: Joke/Jeep of the day.
« Reply #9 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 1:41pm » |
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on Dec 14th, 2004, 1:24pm, broomhilda wrote:
Nope he was playing with his new vagina |
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« Reply #10 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 1:56pm » |
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh man... LOL! (Maybe he needs to see an OB/Gyn doctor and find out what the hell made the end of his finger rot off!) 
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« Reply #12 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 2:42pm » |
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awsome pictures guys!!!! Thanks for starting this one ExpoldingEyeBall, gee I love that name! 
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Re: Joke/Jeep of the day.
« Reply #13 on: Dec 15th, 2004, 12:44am » |
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Blew a seal. LOL
That was good.
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