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When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not
produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to
feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa
that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he
went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to
give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows
where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the
boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the
toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider
and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the
elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his
frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into
hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the
broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just
then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door.
He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas,
Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where
would you like me to stick it?"
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
tree.
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Re: Old Christmas Tale...............
« Reply #1 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 6:48pm » |
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on Dec 14th, 2004, 6:43pm, don wrote:....and there was a little angel ...And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
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Took me to July to get the pine needles out of my knickers...
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 6:52pm » |
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on Dec 14th, 2004, 6:48pm, LeLimey wrote:
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Took me till July to finish the fuckin story 
Was that bait
PFDAN to you
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 6:56pm » |
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Thats probably the longest post I've ever made.
If it weren't for cut and paste you wouldn't be reading it
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« Reply #4 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 6:59pm » |
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I was moved by your christmas spirit just so you know I give a shit ROTFLMMFAO
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 7:12pm » |
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Ah yes. Christmas spirit.
"Rheindeer roasting on an open fire.
Jack Frost hitting on the pipe"
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« Reply #6 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 7:18pm » |
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on Dec 14th, 2004, 6:43pm, don wrote:Where would you like me to stick it?"
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. |
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And Don, hearing of all the nice things you've done this year for charity and children, you've been just like a little angel. 
How strong is that Dirt Devil for getting out those pine needles.
Kevin M
ps. good going Don.
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 9:20pm » |
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Ok so now we know how we go the idea of Angel's on top the tree.....now who's idea was it to put balls on the tree ? Family traditions Pam
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 10:34pm » |
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Nice one Don. 
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« Reply #9 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 10:35pm » |
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Nice one Don.
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« Reply #10 on: Dec 15th, 2004, 12:35am » |
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That was funny Don!!! It's a good thing you posted it or else someone might have been upset that it's in the wrong place.
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(who doesn't think stuff is any funnier in the funny section)
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« Reply #11 on: Dec 15th, 2004, 5:16am » |
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I just love these "heartwarming" Christmas stories. Good going Don. I don't think I can look at an angel on top of a tree now without busting out laughing.
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« Reply #12 on: Dec 15th, 2004, 6:00am » |
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on Dec 14th, 2004, 9:20pm, cootie wrote:| .....now who's idea was it to put balls on the tree ? Family traditions Pam |
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Well that wins the festive post for me!! Way to go Coots! LMMFAO!
ARGHHH!!!! The mental images of a tree covered in balls are doing my head in!!!
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« Reply #13 on: Dec 15th, 2004, 8:05am » |
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ROFLMAO!! Maybe the balls were the angel's revenge. Santa is singing soprano.
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