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worst movies you ever watched
« on: Jan 10th, 2005, 9:53pm » |
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I am stealing this idea from Bethany.
My Vote = Eyes Wide Shut.
what a bunch of crap
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« Reply #1 on: Jan 10th, 2005, 9:57pm » |
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Eyes wide shut is pure CRAP.
I just watched that movie with Jamie Fox and Tom Cruise it was CRAP!! I cant rem. the name of it it was so bad!!! LMAO
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« Reply #2 on: Jan 10th, 2005, 10:26pm » |
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I would agree Jayne and Leesa...
Leesa its Collateral, a new movie right?
I wanna add Evita with Madonna, the minute I saw Antonio Banderas sing I knew the movie was going to suck, good for a laugh though 
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Re: worst movies you ever watched
« Reply #3 on: Jan 10th, 2005, 10:30pm » |
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Eyes Wide Shut
Endless Love (which I dubbed Endless Movie) an old Brooke Shields one (she was still a teen)
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Re: worst movies you ever watched
« Reply #4 on: Jan 10th, 2005, 10:51pm » |
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Eyes Wide Shut? Bleaugh is right.
Worst movie I've seen: "Battlefield Earth."
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Re: worst movies you ever watched
« Reply #5 on: Jan 10th, 2005, 10:53pm » |
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on Jan 10th, 2005, 10:51pm, Charlie wrote:Eyes Wide Shut? Bleaugh is right.
Worst movie I've seen: "Battlefield Earth."
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« Reply #6 on: Jan 10th, 2005, 10:59pm » |
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Bridges Over Madison County.
Smoked two packs of butts in the parking lot waiting for that to get over.
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Re: worst movies you ever watched
« Reply #7 on: Jan 10th, 2005, 11:19pm » |
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on Jan 10th, 2005, 10:59pm, don wrote:Bridges Over Madison County.
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« Reply #8 on: Jan 11th, 2005, 8:00am » |
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"Eyes Wide Shut" gets my vote. I had the misfortune to catch that piece of shit on cable, one night. Holy hell.... That thing sucked like a Hoover.
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« Reply #9 on: Jan 11th, 2005, 8:19am » |
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I havent seen "eyes wide shut" and thanks to u all prolly never will now lol
I vote for "natural born killers"
oh and "catch me if you can" with tom hanks and leonardo dicacaprio....saw most of that in the theater and left early out of complete boredom
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« Reply #10 on: Jan 11th, 2005, 8:24am » |
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NO WAY!! Natural Born Killers was great! Great soundtrack, too!
Catch Me If You Can was good entertainment, mostly because it was based on a true story...
From Dusk Til Dawn was another stinker... God, did that movie suck!
Too Young To Die was another awful travesty of film making...
Gangs Of New York sucked. What a dumb movie...
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Re: worst movies you ever watched
« Reply #11 on: Jan 11th, 2005, 8:37am » |
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How can anyone say a movie with a naked Nicole Kidman sucks
I agree with Jeepgun, NBK is an excellent movie.
The worst movie ever is The Crow 2.
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« Reply #12 on: Jan 11th, 2005, 8:38am » |
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I don't see a lot of movies, but Patriot Games is high on my list. It strayed so far from the book in just the first 15 minutes, I couldn't watch it. I hate it when they do that.
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« Reply #13 on: Jan 11th, 2005, 8:41am » |
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The Crying Game
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« Reply #14 on: Jan 11th, 2005, 8:42am » |
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Fools Rush In was a real stinker, too!
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Re: worst movies you ever watched
« Reply #15 on: Jan 11th, 2005, 8:46am » |
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on Jan 11th, 2005, 8:42am, Jeepgun wrote:| Fools Rush In was a real stinker, too! |
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Yeah, you would...
I think that movie is more of a ladies film...
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« Reply #16 on: Jan 11th, 2005, 9:08am » |
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Any movies that hurt or abuse chidren totally rips me up, I will leave the theather even if its a small part! 
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Re: worst movies you ever watched
« Reply #17 on: Jan 11th, 2005, 9:31am » |
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You people just don't know bad movies.
Hands down, the worst movie ever made:
A.C. Stephen's Orgy of the Dead
Although the script was written by Ed Wood, Jr., he is not actually responsible for this painful, soul-numbing movie. If you like college-girl, wanna-be strippers showing off boobies in a parade of train-wreck dance numbers, this is it. Being an aficionado of bad movies (I love 'em), I almost wish I could say something good about this film, but to be honest, I've never been able to get through the whole thing in one sitting. But if you want bad, no BAD, this is the movie for you.
A close second:
Forbidden Zone
A wonderfully painful movie set to the music of the Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo (Danny Elfman appears as the devil singing a Cab Calloway song). The movie was shot in black and white, not for the artistic magic of B&W, but because they did not have enough money for colour. It is worth a look if you like Oingo Boingo (Richard, Danny and Marie-Pascal Elfman all make an appearance) or Hervé Villechaize (Tattoo from Fantasy Island). It is campy, generally offensive and (actually) kind of fun if you like B-movie crap.
Right up there, but with the added laughs of a young David Hasslehoff (as Boner, no less) singing:
Revenge of the Cheerleaders
Really, this movie is just a crappy excuse to get a lot of young women naked, but it is fun to laugh at Hasslehoff.
Rounding off the list (and the only "slick" production):
Show Girls
Even a naked Elizabeth Berkley and Gina Gershon (Mmmm, yummy Gina Gershon) could not save this crap fest. Fabulous cinematography, but a glossy 8X10 of a piece of poop is still a picture of a piece of poop.
Seriously though, looking at the previous posts, you people don't know what a BAD movie is...
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Re: worst movies you ever watched
« Reply #18 on: Jan 11th, 2005, 9:31am » |
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Eyes Wide Shut really sucked, I agree with everyone. I also would like to add to the list:
Girl with a Pearl Earring
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« Reply #19 on: Jan 11th, 2005, 9:39am » |
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I've also watched some French and Italian movies that were just... Too awful for words (even foreign words!)... LOL
Mars Attacks was pretty lame, too.
Independence Day sucked, even though Will Smith made a valiant effort to save it.
The Astronaut's Wife: Dud....
Red Water... Corny and thoroughly retarded.
I'll think of more... LOL!
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« Reply #20 on: Jan 11th, 2005, 9:45am » |
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Life is too short! If I don't like a movie, I won't sit through it.
I agree with Bethany - the first 30 minutes of Girl with a Pearl Earring was incredibly boring.
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« Reply #21 on: Jan 11th, 2005, 10:24am » |
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I rarely walk out on movies....
most recent walk out...
Around the World in 80 Days with Jackie CHan.
Just plain bad
I LIKED Gangs of New York Frank... and I have to admit I liked From Dusk Til Dawn a little, even if it was violent and stupid and WAAAAAAY the hell out there...
I think Ed Wood's Plan 9 From Outer Space is generally accepted as the worst movie ever made. It's pretty bad
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« Reply #22 on: Jan 11th, 2005, 10:49am » |
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Yep- a chick flick Frank...but especially funny if you're a Spanish girl (me) married to an uptight white dude (my hubby). The first 2 years of our marriage my husband walked around in a constant state of surprise....and I was his second Spanish wife!
Let's just say that after 17 years, I've really gotten him to lighten up.
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« Reply #23 on: Jan 11th, 2005, 10:51am » |
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I'm a mostly-relaxed mostly-white dude.. LOL
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« Reply #24 on: Jan 11th, 2005, 10:57am » |
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on Jan 11th, 2005, 10:24am, vig wrote:| I think Ed Wood's Plan 9 From Outer Space is generally accepted as the worst movie ever made. It's pretty bad |
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Nope. Orgy makes Plan 9 look like cinematic GOLD. Plan 9 and Bride of the Monster are just better known Ed Wood, Jr. flicks. As I mentioned, although he did not actually direct this one, he wrote the script - all ten pages...
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