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(Message started by: Charlie on Jul 11^th, 2002, 3:40pm)

Title: Homeland Security
Post by Charlie on Jul 11^th, 2002, 3:40pm

Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a
> private investigator - Alan Pinkerton - for protection. That was the
> beginning of the Secret Service. Since that time federal police
> authority has grown to a large number of multi-letter agencies - FBI,
> CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc.
>
> Now comes the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service."
> Can't you see them now, these highly trained men and women in their
> black outfits with their initials in large white letters across their
> backs: "FATASS." I feel safer already.

Really slow-moving old Charlie

Title: Re: Homeland Security
Post by markdavid on Jul 13^th, 2002, 9:08am

Good'en My job requires quite a bit of travel and FATASS is right on the money

Mark David ;

Title: Re: Homeland Security
Post by RichardN on Jul 17^th, 2002, 9:04am

he he he - - - love it Charlie - - - chuckles always good

Thanks