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Title: Love Dress Post by Charlie on Jul 19th, 2002, 5:03pm Subject: Love Dress >> A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently >>>married son's house. >> >> She rang the doorbell and walked in. >> >> She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying >>>on the couch, totally naked. >> >> Soft music was playing; the aroma of perfume filled >>>the room. >> >> "What are you doing?" she asked. >> >> "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from >>>work," the daughter-in-law answered. >> >> "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. >> >> "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law >>>explained. >> >> "Love dress? But you're naked!" >> >> "My husband loves me to wear this dress," she >>>explained. >> >> "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in >>>this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and >>>ravages me for >>>hours on end. He can't get >>>enough of me." >> >> The mother-in-law left. >> >> When she got home, she undressed, showered, put >>>on her best perfume,dimmed the lights, put on a >>>romantic CD and lay on the couch waiting for her >>>husband to arrive. >> >> Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and >>>saw her lying there so provocatively. >> >> "What are you doing?" he asked. >> >> "This is my love dress" she whispered, sensually. >> >> "Needs ironing," he said. Really Cool Old Charlie |
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