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(Message started by: thomas on Jul 8^th, 2004, 9:03am)

Title: Hero in the making? You decide.
Post by thomas on Jul 8^th, 2004, 9:03am

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little
ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. Her dog and her cat are
pulling the wagon. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter says with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl says.
The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the
wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to
run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar,
I think you could go faster."
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I
wouldn't have a siren."