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Title: worst movies you ever watched Post by Jayne on Jan 10th, 2005, 9:53pm I am stealing this idea from Bethany. My Vote = Eyes Wide Shut. what a bunch of crap |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by Leesa on Jan 10th, 2005, 9:57pm Eyes wide shut is pure CRAP. I just watched that movie with Jamie Fox and Tom Cruise it was CRAP!! I cant rem. the name of it it was so bad!!! LMAO Leesa >:( |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by broomhilda on Jan 10th, 2005, 10:26pm I would agree Jayne and Leesa... Leesa its Collateral, a new movie right? I wanna add Evita with Madonna, the minute I saw Antonio Banderas sing I knew the movie was going to suck, good for a laugh though ::) |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by nani on Jan 10th, 2005, 10:30pm Eyes Wide Shut Endless Love (which I dubbed Endless Movie) an old Brooke Shields one (she was still a teen) |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by Charlie on Jan 10th, 2005, 10:51pm Eyes Wide Shut? Bleaugh is right. Worst movie I've seen: "Battlefield Earth." Charlie |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by Jayne on Jan 10th, 2005, 10:53pm on 01/10/05 at 22:51:07, Charlie wrote:
That would be a $cientologist's shame Charlie |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by don on Jan 10th, 2005, 10:59pm Bridges Over Madison County. Smoked two packs of butts in the parking lot waiting for that to get over. |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by Kevin_M on Jan 10th, 2005, 11:19pm on 01/10/05 at 22:59:33, don wrote:
;;D ;;D "Remains of the Day" was my Waterloo. Kevin M |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by Jeepgun on Jan 11th, 2005, 8:00am "Eyes Wide Shut" gets my vote. I had the misfortune to catch that piece of shit on cable, one night. Holy hell.... That thing sucked like a Hoover. >:( |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by taraann on Jan 11th, 2005, 8:19am I havent seen "eyes wide shut" and thanks to u all prolly never will now lol I vote for "natural born killers" oh and "catch me if you can" with tom hanks and leonardo dicacaprio....saw most of that in the theater and left early out of complete boredom |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by Jeepgun on Jan 11th, 2005, 8:24am NO WAY!! Natural Born Killers was great! Great soundtrack, too! Catch Me If You Can was good entertainment, mostly because it was based on a true story... From Dusk Til Dawn was another stinker... God, did that movie suck! Too Young To Die was another awful travesty of film making... Gangs Of New York sucked. What a dumb movie... |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by tpitts77 on Jan 11th, 2005, 8:37am How can anyone say a movie with a naked Nicole Kidman sucks ::) I agree with Jeepgun, NBK is an excellent movie. The worst movie ever is The Crow 2. |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by Gator on Jan 11th, 2005, 8:38am I don't see a lot of movies, but Patriot Games is high on my list. It strayed so far from the book in just the first 15 minutes, I couldn't watch it. I hate it when they do that. Gator |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by Langa on Jan 11th, 2005, 8:41am The Crying Game Langa |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by Jeepgun on Jan 11th, 2005, 8:42am Fools Rush In was a real stinker, too! |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by Langa on Jan 11th, 2005, 8:46am on 01/11/05 at 08:42:53, Jeepgun wrote:
Yeah, you would... ;;D I think that movie is more of a ladies film... Langa |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by cat14 on Jan 11th, 2005, 9:08am Any movies that hurt or abuse chidren totally rips me up, I will leave the theather even if its a small part! :'( |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by Hirvimaki on Jan 11th, 2005, 9:31am You people just don't know bad movies. Hands down, the worst movie ever made: A.C. Stephen's Orgy of the Dead Although the script was written by Ed Wood, Jr., he is not actually responsible for this painful, soul-numbing movie. If you like college-girl, wanna-be strippers showing off boobies in a parade of train-wreck dance numbers, this is it. Being an aficionado of bad movies (I love 'em), I almost wish I could say something good about this film, but to be honest, I've never been able to get through the whole thing in one sitting. But if you want bad, no BAD, this is the movie for you. A close second: Forbidden Zone A wonderfully painful movie set to the music of the Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo (Danny Elfman appears as the devil singing a Cab Calloway song). The movie was shot in black and white, not for the artistic magic of B&W, but because they did not have enough money for colour. It is worth a look if you like Oingo Boingo (Richard, Danny and Marie-Pascal Elfman all make an appearance) or Hervé Villechaize (Tattoo from Fantasy Island). It is campy, generally offensive and (actually) kind of fun if you like B-movie crap. Right up there, but with the added laughs of a young David Hasslehoff (as Boner, no less) singing: Revenge of the Cheerleaders Really, this movie is just a crappy excuse to get a lot of young women naked, but it is fun to laugh at Hasslehoff. Rounding off the list (and the only "slick" production): Show Girls Even a naked Elizabeth Berkley and Gina Gershon (Mmmm, yummy Gina Gershon) could not save this crap fest. Fabulous cinematography, but a glossy 8X10 of a piece of poop is still a picture of a piece of poop. Seriously though, looking at the previous posts, you people don't know what a BAD movie is... Hirvimaki-Isi |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by Bethany1 on Jan 11th, 2005, 9:31am Eyes Wide Shut really sucked, I agree with everyone. I also would like to add to the list: Girl with a Pearl Earring What about Bob |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by Jeepgun on Jan 11th, 2005, 9:39am I've also watched some French and Italian movies that were just... Too awful for words (even foreign words!)... LOL Mars Attacks was pretty lame, too. Independence Day sucked, even though Will Smith made a valiant effort to save it. The Astronaut's Wife: Dud.... Red Water... Corny and thoroughly retarded. I'll think of more... LOL! |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by floridian on Jan 11th, 2005, 9:45am Life is too short! If I don't like a movie, I won't sit through it. I agree with Bethany - the first 30 minutes of Girl with a Pearl Earring was incredibly boring. |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by vig on Jan 11th, 2005, 10:24am I rarely walk out on movies.... most recent walk out... Around the World in 80 Days with Jackie CHan. Just plain bad I LIKED Gangs of New York Frank... and I have to admit I liked From Dusk Til Dawn a little, even if it was violent and stupid and WAAAAAAY the hell out there... I think Ed Wood's Plan 9 From Outer Space is generally accepted as the worst movie ever made. It's pretty bad |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by nani on Jan 11th, 2005, 10:49am Quote:
Yep- a chick flick Frank...but especially funny if you're a Spanish girl (me) married to an uptight white dude (my hubby). The first 2 years of our marriage my husband walked around in a constant state of surprise....and I was his second Spanish wife! Let's just say that after 17 years, I've really gotten him to lighten up. ;;D |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by Jeepgun on Jan 11th, 2005, 10:51am I'm a mostly-relaxed mostly-white dude.. LOL |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by Hirvimaki on Jan 11th, 2005, 10:57am on 01/11/05 at 10:24:53, vig wrote:
Nope. Orgy makes Plan 9 look like cinematic GOLD. Plan 9 and Bride of the Monster are just better known Ed Wood, Jr. flicks. As I mentioned, although he did not actually direct this one, he wrote the script - all ten pages... Hirvimaki-Isi |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by Big Dan on Jan 11th, 2005, 11:24am Betty Blows Boston = Sucked long and hard... ... er... I, Robot blew too... I now own 334 pair of Converse... -Big Dan |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by AlienSpaceBabe on Jan 11th, 2005, 11:57am and Drowning Mona |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by don on Jan 11th, 2005, 12:21pm Quote:
DAMN! I must have been in Vegas that week. |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by vig on Jan 11th, 2005, 1:30pm http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom I almost forgot about Madonna's Swept Away. The list has Shanghai Surprise. Gee, the material girl sure knows how to make a good movie... Hercules in New York is an early Arnold movie.... (SCHwarzeneggar, not Tom) It's actually pretty funny, but I'm not sure if it was supposed to be. |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by Ree on Jan 11th, 2005, 1:34pm Intersection with Richard Gere Dave fell asleep in the theater and I kept waiting for the movie to start.......it totally sucked........ree |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by Ueli on Jan 11th, 2005, 1:43pm Could it be the copy of "Eyes Wide Shut" y'all saw was too heavily mutilated? ;;D |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by Jeepgun on Jan 11th, 2005, 1:44pm I went to see Batman in the theater in Tokyo, with a girl I was dating at the time. We both fell asleep. I never fall asleep while watching movies, and especially not in movie theaters. That movie was so damn boring... Better than a handful of tranquilizers... LOL |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by Rock_Lobster on Jan 11th, 2005, 1:45pm With regard to recent DVDs: My wife picked up 'Garden State' a few weeks ago. We were both saying 'wtf?' to that one. Same reaction to 'Van Helsing'. wtf? |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by vig on Jan 11th, 2005, 1:49pm I couldn't believe how bad Van Helsing was. and I'm a big fan of the classic Universal horror movies. shockingly bad.... |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by guesst on Jan 11th, 2005, 2:00pm on 01/11/05 at 08:41:43, Langa wrote:
Really loved the first half, but the second half was just wrong!!!! |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by floridian on Jan 11th, 2005, 2:04pm on 01/11/05 at 13:43:06, Ueli wrote:
Ya mean the director's cut had more good stuff in it? Prudish Nati-onal film boards?? Not sure which one I saw, but I thought it was ok. The secret society there is loosely based on the one in the Da Vinci Code. Knowing my fellow Americans, I nominate "any film with subtitles" to the list. Most USAians simply won't watch a film that is not in English. |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by Jayne on Jan 11th, 2005, 2:10pm I think any Movie with Mathiew Mc Cournety (whatever his name is ) Is bad. I think he is such an overrated actor. He OVER acts everything and genrally annoys the shite outta me. But, I wouldn't kick him out of bed if he needed a bit. Aslo, what the hell was the name of that outer space movie with George Clooney not so long ago. I call that the eyes wide shut of outer space. What a load of tripe. Mind you, I wouldn't kick George outta bed either, if he needed a bit. |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by Leesa on Jan 11th, 2005, 2:13pm Yea show girls SUCKED like don!!! ;) LOL Its no wonder Elizabeth Berkley got shuned by Hollywood!! She had a small roll in the "first wives club" but nuttin since. HEHEHE Good thing too cuz she couldnt act her way outta of a wet paper bag! LOL ;;D Broomie, your right bout the title to the Tom Cruise & Jamie Fox movie of Collateral!! Ty darlin!!! :-* Leesa, that hates spending money on BAD movies >:( |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by Rock_Lobster on Jan 11th, 2005, 3:06pm on 01/11/05 at 14:10:52, Jayne wrote:
Solaris? You booze hag. ;;D I am the only person on the planet who really really enjoyed Solaris. Even picked up the DVD used at Blockbuster... which was easy because nobody was fighting over them. That said... I loved the 1972 Russian version as well. |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by nani on Jan 11th, 2005, 3:35pm don't mind me...just dropping by.... :P |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by Luke63 on Jan 11th, 2005, 7:40pm Worst I ever saw? Probably "The Devil in Miss Jones"....the lighting was way too dim..... [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] Luke |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by Charlie on Jan 11th, 2005, 9:38pm No fair picking on my hero: Ed Wood. I love all his movies. He's a cult unto himself. So bad, that they're good. Generally, I had a good time watching all the "bad" movies on Mystery Science Theater 3,000 too. "Try Mothman Prophecies" and the "Charlies Angels" thing for stuff that should be blown up and shot into space. If you have the kind of cable I have...11 HBOs (I have no choice. I get one, I get the rest....bastards) you get "Mars Attacks" six times a day here. I'm old enough to remember some of the Mars Attacks cards so it was fun...........Once but only once. Hated Jack Nicholson as a cowboy. Charlie |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by PrettyH8Machine on Jan 12th, 2005, 12:03am The absolute worst movie ever: "Pieces" a super super cheesy low budget horror movie that was just too bad. Speaking of bad, my favorite 'worst' movie is an underground classic called "Frankenhooker" A genius invents a robot-controlled lawnmower that inadvertently chops up his virgin bride to be, and so he spends the movie collecting body parts from hookers to help restore his love. Once she comes back to life though, she is a mean bolt-necked street walker always greeting her victims with "Want A Date? Got 20 dollars?" Seen it about a hundred times. ;;D However, there is one 'bad, terrible cheesy movie' that I am dying to add to the collection. "Reform School Girls" with Wendy O'Williams as the prison bitch-maker. Classique!!! CD |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by Donna_D. on Jan 12th, 2005, 2:09am ...you remember... "It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent Fritters" I don't think the Academy contacted them.... ....Ever. http://tinypic.com/18fb12 ;;D DD Bad movie, but I still loved it LOL |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by Charlie on Jan 12th, 2005, 6:46pm LOL. I'll never forget Motel Hell and of course it's been running again on Showtime or something all month.... :o That must be 25 years old by now. Oh.... Reform School Girls....Second best movie ever made after Reefer Madness 8) Charlie |
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Title: Re: worst movies you ever watched Post by PrettyH8Machine on Jan 13th, 2005, 12:23am MOTEL HELL - was the reason I couldn't eat beef jerky for a couple of years. I love that movie! [smiley=laugh.gif] One movie that just sucked was "Identity" with John Cusack. That movie was terrible! I can't remember which Friday the 13th it was, but there was one that was so bad, you CHEERED when the boring, stupid characters were killed off. I loved "Magnolia" up until the frogs started falling from the sky. Can you say DUMB? CD |
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