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(Message started by: BarbaraD on Mar 22nd, 2005, 12:36pm)
Title: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by BarbaraD on Mar 22nd, 2005, 12:36pm
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch.

When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch

When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch.

BEing a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me.

When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speake against it, I am defined as  a bitch.

The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish.

It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. (I refuse to let people "should" on me!)

I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!

So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me - YOU won't succeed.

And if that makes me a bitch, so be it. I embrase the title and am proud to bear it.

B-arbara I-n T-otal C-ontrol H-ere!

B-eautiful I-ntelligent T=allented C-harming H-ell of a woman

B-eautiful I-ndividual T-hat C-an H-andle anything

Have a great day,

Hugs BD
Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by nani on Mar 22nd, 2005, 12:39pm
Yeah...you go bitchy girlfriend!!!

Count me in!! I revel in my bitchiness!!!
;;D
Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by Langa on Mar 22nd, 2005, 12:51pm
Guess I've been a bitch all along.   :D

Bitchy Langa
Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by sandie99 on Mar 22nd, 2005, 1:26pm

on 03/22/05 at 12:36:10, BarbaraD wrote:
I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!

Amen to that! ;;D

Sandie
Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by jokrs2 on Mar 22nd, 2005, 1:33pm
Yes, but you are all nice bitches ;;D. Come to think of it I think I may also be a closet bitch. I think I'll come out ;)
Great string Barbara.
Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by Bethany1 on Mar 22nd, 2005, 1:35pm
[smiley=headbanger.gif] Rock on Barbara!


Bitchy Beth
Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by seasonalboomer on Mar 22nd, 2005, 1:44pm
When I poke fun at myself and my beliefs, they call me a smart-ass.

When I stand up after passing gas with those I love, they call me a smartass

When I make snappy comments, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a smartass.

BEing a smartass means I won't compromise what's at the tip of my tongue. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to one-up my last comment.

When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against the character of the person I am fighting, I am defined as  a smartass.

It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. (I refuse to let people "should" on me!)

I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!

So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me - YOU won't succeed.  

And if that makes me a smartass, so be it. I embrase the title and am proud to bear it.

S-cott M-akes A-ssinine R-eplies To A-ll S-o S-hootme

Have a great day,

I'd be a bitch too if I wasn't such a bastard.

Scott
Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by Langa on Mar 22nd, 2005, 1:48pm
That was great Scott...thanks for the laugh!!!!!  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by seasonalboomer on Mar 22nd, 2005, 2:26pm
I will not let myself be defined by my handicaps, maladies or afflictions.

PFDAN's,

Seasonalboomer
Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by survivor13 on Mar 22nd, 2005, 6:05pm
I want to find me a Bitch just like ya'll!
Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by BlueMeanie on Mar 22nd, 2005, 6:08pm
No need to take the course. Wimmins' are naturally good at it.  8)
Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by nani on Mar 22nd, 2005, 6:48pm

on 03/22/05 at 18:05:10, survivor13 wrote:
I want to find me a Bitch just like ya'll!


Aww...that's so sweet.  :-*
Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by Langa on Mar 22nd, 2005, 6:50pm

on 03/22/05 at 18:05:10, survivor13 wrote:
I want to find me a Bitch just like ya'll!


[smiley=bloos.gif]

Langa
Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by Charlie on Mar 22nd, 2005, 8:29pm
You're not a bitch but since you think you are everyone's maid, we can arrange to get you one of those French maid outfits.   :o  ::) 8)

Sensitive Charlie
Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by Miklos on Mar 22nd, 2005, 8:31pm
Do I know you, Miss Barbara? Probably.
Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by Cathi04 on Mar 22nd, 2005, 8:37pm
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

(but I prefer to think of myself as a woman)

Boomer???  Start yer own smartass thread.this is the bitches' thread!!!! :P

;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D

Cathi.who prefers to lay it all out......
Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by BarbaraD on Mar 23rd, 2005, 6:28am

on 03/22/05 at 20:31:27, Miklos wrote:
Do I know you, Miss Barbara? Probably.



Mik,
Maybe you didn't recognize me without the French Maid Costume -- (or was that YOU wearing it?) [smiley=huh.gif] :o


Hugs BD
Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by seasonalboomer on Mar 24th, 2005, 2:03pm

on 03/22/05 at 20:37:07, Cathi04 wrote:
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

(but I prefer to think of myself as a woman)

Boomer???  Start yer own smartass thread.this is the bitches' thread!!!! :P

;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D

Cathi.who prefers to lay it all out......




It really wouldn't be a "smart-ass" thread if I started it myself would it. That would be like arranging for your own surprise birthday party.


:P
Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by Cathi04 on Mar 24th, 2005, 2:26pm
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...you're right Boomer.......ok.please, resume!!!!!

Bitches to the right.......Smartasses to the left..........
now, EVERYBODY....MINGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like this thread!
;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D
Cathi
Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by seasonalboomer on Mar 24th, 2005, 2:51pm
Of course we could ruin the thread by talking about the bitchy cure I found  that I'm not going to tell any of you bitches about.

:-/ ;)
Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by nani on Mar 24th, 2005, 2:53pm

on 03/24/05 at 14:51:19, seasonalboomer wrote:
Of course we could ruin the thread by talking about the bitchy cure I found  that I'm not going to tell any of you bitches about.

:-/ ;)


Go sell it on EBay, BITCH!     ::)
Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by seasonalboomer on Mar 24th, 2005, 3:01pm
ROTFFLMAO!!!!

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Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by Cathi04 on Mar 24th, 2005, 3:09pm
Yep......I knew it...............

Boomer, YOU, sir, are a smartass....move to the left!!!!!!!!

Oh, and I love this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D
Cathi
Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by nani on Mar 24th, 2005, 3:22pm
Cathi...I'm afraid I'm a bitch AND a smartass (among other things). Where should I stand?  ;)
Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by Bethany1 on Mar 24th, 2005, 3:53pm

on 03/24/05 at 15:22:08, nani wrote:
Cathi...I'm afraid I'm a bitch AND a smartass (among other things). Where should I stand?  ;)



Nani, you are more of a Bitch, so stay to the right.
Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by nani on Mar 24th, 2005, 3:56pm

on 03/24/05 at 15:53:42, Bethany1 wrote:
Nani, you are more of a Bitch, so stay to the right.


ROTFLMAO...ya think?    [smiley=tongue2.gif]     ;;D
Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by mikey-de on Mar 24th, 2005, 4:54pm
Dang...wish my name started with a B too :-/
All I could come up with was

Bastard
In
Total
Chaos
Hemispherically

It fits, but I still don't feel like a bitch...lol [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by sundancer on Mar 24th, 2005, 5:12pm
Altogether now...

"Smartass to the left, bitch to the right...
 stand up, sit down...fight, fight, fight.."

Just couldn't contain those cheerleader days.
Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by BlueMeanie on Mar 24th, 2005, 5:39pm

on 03/24/05 at 15:22:08, nani wrote:
I'm a bitch AND a smartass (among other things). Where should I stand?  ;)


I think that means your BI.   [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by Miklos on Mar 24th, 2005, 8:16pm
Y'all are cute, but BarbarD has you all beat. Don't never get caught on the south side of that woman. There ain't enough ways to spell bitch in Gladewater, TX to describe that woman.

Just sayin'

Respectfully, of course, Barb. Don't need my lawn burnt.
Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by nani on Mar 24th, 2005, 9:40pm

on 03/24/05 at 17:39:59, BlueMeanie wrote:
I think that means your BI.   [smiley=laugh.gif]


ROTFLMAO!    [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
Post by Cathi04 on Mar 24th, 2005, 10:46pm
LOL>..I know.....let's focus on our similarities rather than our differences.......
we are a bunch of smartass bitches...........
EVERYONE IN THE CENTER OF THE ROOM!!!!

STILL LOVING THIS THREAD!!
cathi


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