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(Message started by: nani on Apr 25th, 2005, 6:50pm)
Title: Viagra
Post by nani on Apr 25th, 2005, 6:50pm
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names-a trade name and a generic name.  For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen.  Aleve is known as naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.  After consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin.  Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course, ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.  Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.  Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink.  This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink.  Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do.
The long-term implications of drugs and medical procedures must be fully considered: Over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than was spent on Alzheimer's research.  It is believed that by the year 2030, there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and erections who can't remember what or who they're doing.
;;D
Title: Re: Viagra
Post by ghost62 on Apr 25th, 2005, 6:57pm

on 04/25/05 at 18:50:19, nani wrote:
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names-a trade name and a generic name.  For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen.  Aleve is known as naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.  After consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin.  Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course, ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.  Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.  Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink.  This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink.  Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do.
The long-term implications of drugs and medical procedures must be fully considered: Over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than was spent on Alzheimer's research.  It is believed that by the year 2030, there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and erections who can't remember what or who they're doing.
;;D

ROTFLMAO


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Title: Re: Viagra
Post by E-Double on Apr 25th, 2005, 7:11pm
Ibepokin [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Viagra
Post by Langa on Apr 25th, 2005, 7:17pm
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Title: Re: Viagra
Post by Leesa on Apr 25th, 2005, 7:37pm
LMMFAO  [smiley=crackup.gif] Thanks!!!
Cant stop laughin Leesa [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Viagra
Post by pattik on Apr 25th, 2005, 8:42pm
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LMAO Nani....where do you get this stuff [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Viagra
Post by cootie on Apr 25th, 2005, 10:56pm
What would happen if a woman took that stuff ? I know a few guys that are a little carried away with it......lot of guys with high blood pressure take it and yer not supposed to.....sum don't even know what there blood pressure is and never had it checked and take it all the time. Rather be a limp dick then a dead one Pam

I jus wonder if SUM DAY there won't be a big news flash and it'll end up on 60 minutes and all over the papers and tv talk shows how much permenant damage the stuff does to the heart or SUMTHING of interest ? Then they'll be lawyer adds askin you to call if you have taken it to STATE your claim for a big law suit. Makes ya wonder.....it's happend before with other meds.
Title: Re: Viagra
Post by Charlie on Apr 25th, 2005, 11:36pm

Quote:
more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than was spent on Alzheimer's research.  It is believed that by the year 2030, there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and erections who can't remember what or who they're doing


This is what our wonderful drug companies do with all that money they use for "research." It's not well-known that more drug research is done in Europe than in the United States as well.

Charlie
Title: Re: Viagra
Post by hdido on Apr 26th, 2005, 12:20am
If Viagra does prove to be a dangerous drug, I can see the headline now:  "Viagra Falls!"

Title: Re: Viagra
Post by forgetfulnot on Apr 26th, 2005, 12:42am
Pam said [quoteWhat would happen if a woman took that stuff ? I know a few guys that are a little carried away with it......lot of guys with high blood pressure take it and yer not supposed to.....sum don't even know what there blood pressure is and never had it checked and take it all the time.quote]

They take my BP every time i go in the office then tell me what it is, in my case 120/80.

The piont is, if you can't fuck then your on antidepresants, then you can't fuck no matter what erectile dysfunction drugs you might be on, no matter what your blood pressure happens to be.

Happy hard on Lee


Lee
Title: Re: Viagra
Post by sandie99 on Apr 26th, 2005, 2:37am
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Stiff drink... ;;D
Title: Re: Viagra
Post by totka2 on Apr 26th, 2005, 8:30am
1-[3-(6,7-dihydro-1-methyl-7-oxo-3-propyl-1H-pyrazolo[4,3-d]pyrimidin-5-yl)-4-ethoxyphenyl]sulfonyl]-4-methylpiperazine citrate
;;D
Title: Re: Viagra
Post by Ruth on Apr 26th, 2005, 9:22am
That was petty funny, Nani, but sad to hear all that money being spent on big tits and big dicks.
Oooooooooo, DidI say that!
Title: Re: Viagra
Post by LeLimey on Apr 26th, 2005, 11:31am
mydixadud... ROTFLMAO

I used to live near the Pfizer factory, its not far from Dover in Kent - home of the white cliffs. Its known as a hard water area... just thought you'd like to know that! ;)
Title: Re: Viagra
Post by PittsburghJoe on Apr 26th, 2005, 11:34am
I need the new Ginkgo Viagra... so I can remember what the fuck I'm doing.
Title: Re: Viagra
Post by LeLimey on Apr 26th, 2005, 11:41am
ROTFLMAO  [smiley=laugh.gif]
JOE! That was brilliant, bloody brilliant!
Title: Re: Viagra
Post by ghost62 on Apr 26th, 2005, 12:01pm

on 04/26/05 at 11:34:09, PittsburghJoe wrote:
I need the new Ginkgo Viagra... so I can remember what the fuck I'm doing.



Where Can I get some? [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=sayyes.gif]
Title: Re: Viagra
Post by Bethany1 on Apr 26th, 2005, 12:08pm

on 04/26/05 at 11:34:09, PittsburghJoe wrote:
I need the new Ginkgo Viagra... so I can remember what the fuck I'm doing.


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