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(Message started by: gladiola on May 11^th, 2002, 7:44pm)

Title: free oranges
Post by gladiola on May 11^th, 2002, 7:44pm

Lulu was a hooker, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them. The police took them outside and had all the hookers line up along the
driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.

Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.

Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself", and she proceeded to the back of the line.

A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the hookers. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed,
"Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?"

Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry."

The policeman fainted.

Title: Re: free oranges
Post by Mr. Anonymous on May 11^th, 2002, 9:49pm

That...was funny.

Title: Re: free oranges
Post by gladiola on May 11^th, 2002, 10:17pm

*almost* as funny as your tag line ;D :P

Title: Re: free oranges
Post by godeep on May 11^th, 2002, 11:00pm

yes it was

Title: Re: free oranges
Post by bigAl on Apr 8^th, 2005, 9:19pm

[quote author=gladiola

The policeman fainted. [/quote]

:o

Title: Re: free oranges
Post by Frank_W on Apr 8^th, 2005, 10:10pm

LMAO!! I would have fainted too! Yowza!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: free oranges
Post by sandie99 on Apr 9^th, 2005, 2:41am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: free oranges
Post by judkins on Apr 9^th, 2005, 4:24am

A warning to grannies everywhere.....look after your teeth...... smelling salts please...