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Title: Blonde paint job Post by sassy_lady on Aug 7th, 2005, 8:58pm A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." :o :o [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Blonde paint job Post by Redd_baby_girl on Aug 12th, 2005, 6:09pm a Ferarri is a car, right? or is it one of those swinging seats..... ;;D still funny. |
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Title: Re: Blonde paint job Post by Redd_baby_girl on Aug 12th, 2005, 6:10pm on 08/12/05 at 18:09:21, Redd_baby_girl wrote:
...Ferrari... SPELL CHECK! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Blonde paint job Post by sassy_lady on Aug 12th, 2005, 7:54pm Yes it's a car sweety!! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Blonde paint job Post by burnt-toast on Aug 14th, 2005, 8:32am And some ask why some men prefer Brunettes ;) [smiley=laugh.gif] Tom |
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Title: Re: Blonde paint job Post by sandie99 on Aug 14th, 2005, 9:45am ;;D Oh, I love being a brunette-turned readhead... ;) |
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