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(Message started by: E-Double on Oct 21^st, 2005, 2:18pm)

Title: MMMMMM Lifesavers
Post by E-Double on Oct 21^st, 2005, 2:18pm

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to say:

"Red...........cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange.........orange,"

Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled:

"Oh My God!!!! They're ass holes!"

Title: Re: MMMMMM Lifesavers
Post by Heather75 on Oct 21^st, 2005, 4:46pm

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] :o

Title: Re: MMMMMM Lifesavers
Post by zanychef on Oct 22^nd, 2005, 3:46am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: MMMMMM Lifesavers
Post by sandie99 on Oct 23^rd, 2005, 9:35am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: MMMMMM Lifesavers
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Oct 23^rd, 2005, 2:25pm

[smiley=crackup.gif]
Thats friggin funny.

I walked into the daycare at the local elementary school, and when i walked in, this little 5 or 6 year old boy screams out " COME ON, WE GOTTA CLEAN THIS SHIT UP, NOW!!"
Those darned kids :-*
BMonee