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(Message started by: Jimmy B. on Nov 23^rd, 2005, 10:55am)

Title: Top Ten Thanksgiving Turkey Pickup Lines
Post by Jimmy B. on Nov 23^rd, 2005, 10:55am

Top Ten Thanksgiving Turkey Pickup Lines

10. "Are those breasts real?"

9. "Wanna go back to my place and get sauced?"

8. "Have you lost weight or did they just start carving you already?"

7. "Fancy a pluck?"

6. "I did my share of flocking around when I was younger, but now it's time to settle down, not lose my head, and find a hen who wants me for more than my pecker."

5. "It takes me four and a half hours to really get cookin'.'"

4. "Aren't you tired of being cooped up here?"

3. "Hey baby, wanna help me get the juice out of my baster?"

2. "PLEEEAAASSSEEE!! I'm honestly gonna die Thursday!"

And the number one turkey pick up line is !!

1. "Is that your pop-up timer, or are you just happy to see me?"

Title: Re: Top Ten Thanksgiving Turkey Pickup Lines
Post by zanychef on Nov 23^rd, 2005, 12:07pm

you forgot fancy a bit of stuffing baby? [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Top Ten Thanksgiving Turkey Pickup Lines
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 23^rd, 2005, 12:21pm

Would you like some gravy on your breast? [smiley=laugh.gif]