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(Message started by: Redd715 on Jan 18^th, 2006, 10:35pm)

Title: Bathhouse humor...
Post by Redd715 on Jan 18^th, 2006, 10:35pm

THE BATHTUB TEST . . .
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this
should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what
criterion was used to define whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,
a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the
bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket
because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?"

Title: Re: Bathhouse humor...
Post by Karla on Jan 18^th, 2006, 10:42pm

[smiley=crackup.gif] Where is my window?

Title: Re: Bathhouse humor...
Post by burnt-toast on Jan 19^th, 2006, 1:48am

I'm sooo locked up! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Tom

Title: Re: Bathhouse humor...
Post by JenniferD on Jan 19^th, 2006, 7:46am

that may not qualify me to get locked up, so much as someone handing me a piece of paper with one word written on it, and that person saying:

HERE'S YOUR SIGN.

Title: Re: Bathhouse humor...
Post by sandie99 on Jan 19^th, 2006, 12:48pm

[smiley=crackup.gif]
Good one! ;;D

Sanna ;)