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(Message started by: Ghost on Jan 20^th, 2006, 9:32am)

Title: Birth Control!
Post by Ghost on Jan 20^th, 2006, 9:32am

First let me say I will be hiding when this get read!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D 8)

A couple, both rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed." The doctor asked them why, after 9 children, they would choose to do this The husband replied that they had read a recent article that 1 out of every 10 children being born in the United States was Mexican and they didn't want a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.

Now hiding! ;;D

Title: Re: Birth Control!
Post by Cathi04 on Jan 20^th, 2006, 12:22pm

NEXXTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
So, the Dr told them the procedure was around $2500., they didnt have that kinda money, so they asked if there was a bargain price..........
Dr asked "are ya both bona fide rednecks....I mean raised in some jerkwater, and ya really wanna stop having kids. right??
They both nodded...........so........
Ther Dr gave then a coke can, filled with explosives, and a string tied on the tab.and the Dr said, now when your ready to do this, you light the string and count to 15...
soo, they went home, shrugging their shoulders, but the next morning, they decided it was time...
Sooo, they went outside the trailer, lit the string and began to count.one, two, three.......they got up to five, he put the can between his legs so he could use his other hand to count...........six, seven......... :o

..........ba-dump-bump..........

Annie-onymous

Title: Re: Birth Control!
Post by sandie99 on Jan 20^th, 2006, 1:01pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Birth Control!
Post by maffumatt on Jan 23^rd, 2006, 9:49pm

on 01/20/06 at 09:32:04, Ghost wrote:

First let me say I will be hiding when this get read!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D 8)
.

Now hiding! ;;D

did hiding help?

Title: Re: Birth Control!
Post by Ghost on Jan 23^rd, 2006, 10:25pm

Nope , well sort of I didnt get flambasted but
oh heck it help ok! ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif]