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(Message started by: BarbaraD on Jan 25^th, 2006, 8:01am)

Title: The 11th Husband.......
Post by BarbaraD on Jan 25^th, 2006, 8:01am

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband,

"Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married
ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great it was going to be."

"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me."

"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."

"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,
he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."

" Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
method."

"Husband #6 was from Administraiton; he thought he knew how, but he
wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."

"Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it."

"Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it."

"Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look."

"Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was........... God, I miss him!".........

"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Wonderful," said the husband, "but, why?"

"You're with the Government.......This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"

Happy "Hump" Day...

Hugs BD

Title: Re: The 11th Husband.......
Post by Ghost on Jan 25^th, 2006, 9:26am

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Title: Re: The 11th Husband.......
Post by pattik on Jan 25^th, 2006, 9:48am

Quote:

"Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it."

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D

Title: Re: The 11th Husband.......
Post by sandie99 on Jan 25^th, 2006, 9:48am

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Title: Re: The 11th Husband.......
Post by aprilbee on Jan 25^th, 2006, 9:49am

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FUNNY!