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Title: Why, Why, Why? Post by jimmers on Dec 6th, 2007, 9:53am -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why, Why, Why Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot?' Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? And my FAVORITE... The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Why, Why, Why? Post by kimmiedawn81 on Dec 6th, 2007, 10:57am When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot?' I thought I was gonna spit out my cereal on that one. Those are so funny!! |
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Title: Re: Why, Why, Why? Post by aloneuk on Dec 6th, 2007, 10:58am Thanks for that, was great |
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Title: Re: Why, Why, Why? Post by Rosybabe on Dec 6th, 2007, 12:33pm when someone hits me with a shopping cart I always look at them with you are an idiot face and I never say it is ok if they apologize , I say be more careful next time [smiley=laugh.gif] my husband thinks I sound like an old grumpy grandma [smiley=laugh.gif] but, it is the true if they hit you with the stupid cart is because they are damn stupid and are not putting attention ::) |
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Title: Re: Why, Why, Why? Post by kimh on Dec 6th, 2007, 2:36pm LOL! ;;D I don't have to look at those three friends. We all know it's me ;;D Cheers |
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Title: Re: Why, Why, Why? Post by Melissa on Dec 6th, 2007, 3:10pm I wanna know why in the world some people stand there with their carts and wait for you to move instead of saying "excuse me"??? [smiley=huh.gif] Usually after I move, I say to them as they pass, "Saying excuse me works REALLY good!". Ohforpetesake! ::) |
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Title: Re: Why, Why, Why? Post by artonio7 on Dec 6th, 2007, 3:29pm Why do people always seem to have the overwhelming compulsion to stop and congregate at: the bottom of an escalator, right inside the entrance of a store, in the middle of a grocery store aisle, anywhere they can to block your path? [smiley=huh.gif] And.... Why does arthritis medicine have to be in bottles that world class athletes would even have a problem opening? with warm regards, Tony |
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Title: Re: Why, Why, Why? Post by Charlie on Dec 6th, 2007, 7:33pm Good stuff kids. Why are lightbulbs stored in containers that are observable as a protection device only on a sub-atomic level? http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/smiley arrow box.gif Charlie |
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Title: Re: Why, Why, Why? Post by BarbaraD on Dec 7th, 2007, 6:17am And why do people YELL at deaf people and foreigners? Why do they thinking YELLING will make them hear or understand? And I looked at my friends and I'm pretty sure it's one of them... ;;D I'm perfectly sane -- I'm perfectly sane... I'm prefectly sane.... Hugs BD |
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