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Title: The journey begins... Post by Paul98 on Dec 7th, 2007, 2:23pm Well, I knew this was going to be a difficult trip when Helen said that since I was a window licker and rode the short bus to school when I was young, the airline had a very "special" plane for me: http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b7cc27b3127cceb13f0e1440e000000025100AZuWzdi0Ys2IA -P. |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by brewcrew on Dec 7th, 2007, 2:30pm Your checklist:
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Yorky on Dec 7th, 2007, 2:35pm http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l62/yorky_2006/air_pikey_1_1.jpg ;;D ;;D ;;D |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Paul98 on Dec 7th, 2007, 2:57pm Well, I knew this was going to be a difficult trip when Helen said that since I was a window licker and rode the short bus to school when I was young, the airline had a very "special" plane for me: http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b7cc27b3127cceb13f0e1440e000000025100AZuWzdi0Ys2IA The airline wasn't going to let me on but I was quite insistent! http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b7cc26b3127cceb126b2c4789000000026100AZuWzdi0Ys2IA I feel things are not quite right at this point and the pilot (who is seated right in front of me) said all is fine, this sort of thing happens all the time. Then laughed! http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b7cc26b3127cceb12110f2182200000026100AZuWzdi0Ys2IA I knew the international flights were usually packed but I thought this was just a bit to much: http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b7cc27b3127cceb13f0e13c1d700000026100AZuWzdi0Ys2IA When I heard the pilot announce it was going to be a bit of a bumpy landing I wasn't quite expecting this: http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b7cc27b3127cceb13f0e1fc1db00000026100AZuWzdi0Ys2IA This of course mad baggage claim and a real nightmare! See 'yall on the other side. -P. |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Annette on Dec 7th, 2007, 2:58pm What ? No broom ? ;) ;;D |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Jackie on Dec 7th, 2007, 3:00pm Have a safe trip, Paul........ :D I know you're excited but try not to pee-pee your panties..... ;;D Hug Helen for me... Love to you both, Jackie |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by LeLimey on Dec 7th, 2007, 3:11pm Sheesh Annette - he oculdn't ride a broom, for one thing he'd never pass the test ::) He'd never get past "Now grab the shaft firmly and say UP"..... nuff said really ;;D |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Annette on Dec 7th, 2007, 3:15pm on 12/07/07 at 15:11:47, LeLimey wrote:
[smiley=crackup.gif] Now I cant wait to see whats Pauls come back on this !! ;;D |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Sandy_C on Dec 7th, 2007, 3:22pm on 12/07/07 at 15:11:47, LeLimey wrote:
OMG! You have made my day, honey. Wiping the tears and snot off my keyboard! This is my Helen, a woman of few words, but gol gang it, those few words are killers! I, too, can't wait to read Paul's comeback on this one. Have fun. Love you both Sandy |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Jimi on Dec 7th, 2007, 3:45pm [smiley=laugh.gif] There are some crazy mofo's in this place. |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Rosybabe on Dec 7th, 2007, 3:49pm [smiley=laugh.gif] too funny!! [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by LeLimey on Dec 7th, 2007, 3:53pm LMFAO - I've just rung him and he's heading out the door from work to go to the airport. He won't see this until he gets here tomorrow so he can chicken out of replying (can anyone say WUSS?!) Give me five minutes to take pics and I'll show you his "surprise" ;;D |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Paul98 on Dec 7th, 2007, 3:55pm on 12/07/07 at 15:11:47, LeLimey wrote:
Because if it were up any higher I'd need a space suit you silly old bag. ;;D I'm taking an airplane not a space ship, you dip! [smiley=laugh.gif] -P. |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by brewcrew on Dec 7th, 2007, 3:56pm on 12/07/07 at 15:55:16, Paul98 wrote:
Ain't love grand? |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by LeLimey on Dec 7th, 2007, 4:09pm on 12/07/07 at 15:55:16, Paul98 wrote:
The only thing "silly" about me is that I put up with you you gormless guttersnipe. ::) If you had a broom you wouldn't need a plane now would you mastermind? And you certainly wouldn't need to try jumping out of the aforementioned plane WITH a broom sheesh! It seems Pauls carbon footprint is firmly lodged between his eustachian tubes ;;D |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by LeLimey on Dec 7th, 2007, 4:21pm Ladies... now you know how it is. The little darling's we keep as pets are never fully house trainable and there is always that problem of the seat and lid being left UP well I have found the answer and I'm about to test drive it ;;D As you can see this is how the throne of the home SHOULD look, right? http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q154/fedupofthinking/100_0991.jpg Okay - how in how many homes with men in them does this happen? Any? Oh come on there must be ONE?!! No... sheesh its worse than I thought. :-/ Never mind girlies, here's the answer. YOU leave the lid down so when they lift it ... http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q154/fedupofthinking/100_0992.jpg Belinda the Bog Monster jumps up to say hello!! (NO CHEWY YOU CANNOT DATE HER!) Of course it does mean I'll probably have extra laundry but if it cures the other little problem it will be worth it ;;D Between that and the screaming toilet roll holder of doom I think that poor old Paul will be holding it til he gets home again don't you?! [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Dec 7th, 2007, 4:21pm on 12/07/07 at 16:09:56, LeLimey wrote:
Ain't love grand! ;;D Okay Helen - enuff, awready! I've spewed coffee and choked myself laughing at why you say Paul can't ride a broom, and now this one. You're too much girl! We all need your wicked sense of humour. I hope you have a wonderful time - try to be a little nice to the poor guy - after all he's just a man! ;;D Hugs Carol |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Rosybabe on Dec 7th, 2007, 4:25pm Helen be careful he might get a heart attack [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] or become speechless for the rest of his visit ;;D |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Jimi on Dec 7th, 2007, 5:06pm Hmmmmmmmmm, that might just make him impotent. ::) |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by LeLimey on Dec 7th, 2007, 5:11pm But Jimi I've always thought he was important ;;D |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Ghost on Dec 7th, 2007, 5:17pm on 12/07/07 at 15:22:30, Sandy_C wrote:
Ok am I the only one to catch this ? In what fantasy is that? [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D Chenz .... they do have there own reality doesnt they? Mike gotta run! :P |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Langa on Dec 7th, 2007, 5:28pm on 12/07/07 at 17:06:57, Jimi wrote:
You are so not right Jimi [smiley=laugh.gif] (We shall pray that everything goes well in EVERY department ;;D) Helen, as usual, you had me laughing hysterically. Have a safe trip, Paul. Langa |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Groov on Dec 7th, 2007, 7:09pm on 12/07/07 at 16:09:56, LeLimey wrote:
Paul, you "manky minger" you "numpty plonker wally" Words you will likely hear in England...thought I would let you know. According to Helen, I am a "ting tong gormless welly" ::) ::) ::) |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Linda_Howell on Dec 7th, 2007, 8:06pm I told Paul the other day to make sure he packed his English to American dictionary. If he forgot, he may not understand anything Helen is saying to him the whole time he's there. The silly wassock. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Charlie on Dec 7th, 2007, 9:07pm Quote:
I love this one Helen. Yer weird. Be nice....right ::) Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/terlet spin.gif |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Groov on Dec 7th, 2007, 10:35pm Be careful Charlie, your "natter" might start a "barney" I dont want to make a "bodge" of things, but I'm just a "busk" anyways. When I become "unchuffed", Helen always manages to give me a "titchy" British "niggle" with her British insults. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by LeLimey on Dec 8th, 2007, 1:28am I've got a permanent "Barney" my poxy little barmpot ;;D A 12 yr old one in fact! And you lot give me a break - if I'm nice to him all week it's gonna make me really sick again and I'm already teetering on the brink here. You know the rules, not releasing my inner badness makes my inner goodness fail to thrive and let's face it - it's fighting a losing battle already!! Heading out in ten minutes - I don't know which of us you should wish more luck to! Helen xxx |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Annette on Dec 8th, 2007, 1:41am Helen, it takes you 3 hours to get to the airport ? WOW ! You shoulda make him catch the train home 8) Good luck to the other people driving on the roads ;) ;;D |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by DennisM1045 on Dec 8th, 2007, 10:34am Helen and Paul in one country is enough to make local security folks pay attention. Having the two of them in one house is cause for a national emergency! Have fun you two... -Dennis- |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by LeLimey on Dec 8th, 2007, 10:37am Well we're home at last in spite of more traffic jams than I've seen in flippin yonks.. I was so NOT a Happy Helen >:( It usually takes 2.5 hours to get to the airport but I'm one of these compulsively early annoying little shits ;;D Paul's already scarfed down half a pig between two bread vans (ie a bacon sarnie) and I'm just getting ready to start dinner for him and the rest of the tribe for later - no doubt he'll be along to post about how I'm abusing him shortly! (That's if he makes it back out of the toilet...... ) |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Sean_C on Dec 8th, 2007, 10:43am on 12/08/07 at 10:37:49, LeLimey wrote:
Don't do it Paul...................PINCH [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by LeLimey on Dec 8th, 2007, 10:49am And I forgot to add that I'm greatful that Paul is here and he really is a wonderful, nice, thoughtful and the niftiest ;;D person ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Paul98 on Dec 8th, 2007, 10:59am on 12/08/07 at 10:49:45, LeLimey wrote:
Why thank you Helen! This is a side of you I have never seen before ::) Why am I feeling like the ceiling might fall on me ;;D I can see that you are very tired because I know you would NEVER forget to log out of CH.com ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D -P. |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Paul98 on Dec 8th, 2007, 11:00am I'm such a ...And modest too [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] -P. |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Rosybabe on Dec 8th, 2007, 11:09am did you use the potty? ;;D |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Sean_C on Dec 8th, 2007, 11:14am on 12/08/07 at 11:09:49, Rosybabe wrote:
ROTFLMMFAO did Paulie do da poo poos [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Paul98 on Dec 8th, 2007, 1:13pm on 12/08/07 at 11:09:49, Rosybabe wrote:
No! I have a feeling Helen is plotting :) -P. |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Sandy_C on Dec 8th, 2007, 1:16pm Aw, come on, Paul! Go potty! We're all waiting! Sandy |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by sandie99 on Dec 8th, 2007, 1:18pm If Simon Cowell would ever come across our dear duo Helen & Paul, they'd have a talk show after 2 seconds! ;;D ;;D ;;D Have a great time guys & post MANY pics for the rest of us to admire, ok? ;) Best wishes, Sanna |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Sean_C on Dec 8th, 2007, 1:36pm on 12/08/07 at 13:16:46, Sandy_C wrote:
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Charlie on Dec 8th, 2007, 1:57pm Quote:
Another one! Yer makin' my day here but I'm going to have to get a British....or Helen handbook. Sounds like fun but sleep with one eye open, Paul. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/scared white.gif Charlie |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Paul98 on Dec 8th, 2007, 2:04pm on 12/08/07 at 13:57:04, Charlie wrote:
Well, after almost getting a BJ from some green blob when I went to take a wiz I'll be sleeping with both eyes open :o I think Helen is tryinng to induce a heart attack. Hmmm. What was that Helen? you want me to sign some insurance policy? [smiley=laugh.gif] -P. |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Sandy_C on Dec 8th, 2007, 2:15pm on 12/08/07 at 14:04:42, Paul98 wrote:
;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Rosybabe on Dec 8th, 2007, 2:25pm [smiley=crackup.gif] |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by DennisM1045 on Dec 8th, 2007, 4:41pm on 12/08/07 at 14:04:42, Paul98 wrote:
[smiley=crackup.gif] For a brief moment there I though... Na, never mind... -Dennis- |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Linda_Howell on Dec 8th, 2007, 5:04pm um...this is where Jimi would say... "this thread is useless without pics" But then again maybe we don't want to see this. |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Racer1_NC on Dec 9th, 2007, 1:39am on 12/08/07 at 11:14:48, Sean_C wrote:
on 12/08/07 at 13:18:11, sandie99 wrote:
on 12/08/07 at 17:04:42, Linda_Howell wrote:
MI6 surveillance camera footage..... http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/Racer1_NC/22-3f1e27633f1e2_s.gif |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Jimi on Dec 9th, 2007, 4:25pm Helen was wearing green? Oh you said blob, nevermind. :P |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by Ray on Dec 9th, 2007, 4:47pm Dear Helen and Paul: All kidding aside, for the moment, I wish you the best of all visits. Ray ;;D |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by LeLimey on Dec 9th, 2007, 4:54pm Thank you Ray :-* So far, its been a lot of fun :) |
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Title: Re: The journey begins... Post by sandie99 on Dec 10th, 2007, 4:38am I'm glad that you two are having fun in there, because the rest of us are surely having fun in here. ;) |
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