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(Message started by: cash5542 on Dec 9^th, 2007, 3:33pm)

Title: Best Christmas Cake
Post by cash5542 on Dec 9^th, 2007, 3:33pm

TO ALL THE WONDERFUL BAKERS WHOM I KNOW ... HAPPY CHRISTMAS BAKING....

Best Christmas cake recipe ever!(read the whole thing!)

Ingredients:

* 2 cups flour
* 1 stick butter
* 1 cup of water
* 1 tsp baking soda
* 1 cup of sugar
* 1 tsp salt
* 1 cup of brown sugar
* Lemon juice
* 4 large eggs
* Nuts
* 1 bottle tequila
* 2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
Tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level
cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of
butter in a Large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At
this point it's
Best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup... Just in
case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck
in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried
Druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of
salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and
strain your
nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl
through the window.

Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.

Bingle Jells!

Title: Re: Best Christmas Cake
Post by Melissa on Dec 9^th, 2007, 4:48pm

Ya know, I've been thinking about what I'm going to do when Ava starts school, and I think I'm going to go to school to become a pastry chef. I will definately be keeping this recipe in my recipe box. ;;D ;)

Always a pleasure to read, thank you for posting it!

Title: Re: Best Christmas Cake
Post by tessistired on Dec 9^th, 2007, 5:43pm

LMAO!!!!!

This is awesome...thank you!!

As I was sitting here reading this and I am hysterical laughing...my kids are asking me..."Mom whats so funny???" I just responded adult stuff as I am thinking back to my Navy days which included lots of Tequilla...(the ones I remember anyway...lol)

I needed that...thank you!

Tess

Title: Re: Best Christmas Cake
Post by sandie99 on Dec 10^th, 2007, 4:23am

Hmm... should I swich my delicious plum cake into this one this year... ;;D

Sanna

Title: Re: Best Christmas Cake
Post by Rosybabe on Dec 10^th, 2007, 12:47pm

I used tequila to cook just about anything [smiley=laugh.gif], I just don't add it into the food [smiley=laugh.gif]