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(Message started by: Barry_T_Coles on Apr 24^th, 2006, 1:49am)

Title: Mr Bean
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Apr 24^th, 2006, 1:49am

MR.Bean in France called his wife who was living in London but the maid answered the phone.

Mr.Bean: Helo, pls give the phone to madam.

Maid: Sir, she is sleeping with her husband.

Mr.Bean:What?????Then who the hell am I ???

Maid: How would I know sir??

Mr.Bean: Ok, fine!! Now take the gun in the kitchen drawer and shoot madam with it.Then you come back and I will tell you what to do.

Maid: Sir, its done. Now what do I do with the body???

Mr.Bean: Go to the balcony and throw it from up to the ground floor!!!!

Maid: But sir, our house is at the ground floor.

Mr.Bean: Sorry, mine is at the 10th floor!!!!!!!
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COLOR TV
Mr.Bean is buying a TV. Do you have color TVs?

Sure.

Give me a green one, please.
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LONG FLIGHT

Mr.Bean calls British Airways. How long does it take to fly to London?

Just a sec, comes an answer.Thank you. says the Mr.Bean and hangs up!
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Drunken Driving

Mr.Bean was brought to court on charges of Drunken Driving. Just before the
trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel
on his table and shouted, Order, order.

Mr.Bean immediately responded, Thank you, your honour, I'll have a scotch
and soda.

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Mr.Bean went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked, Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?
Yes, of course, said the doctor, why not!
Oh! How nice it would be , said Mr.Bean with joy, I have been illiterate for so long.
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One day Mr.Bean's neighbor visits him and sees Mr.Bean crying.
The neighbour: What had happened?
Mr.Bean: My mother died yesterday.
The neighbor made him some coffee and settled him down a little and then left. The next day the same neighbor went back over to the house and found Mr.Bean crying again.
The neighbour: Why are you crying today Mr.Bean?
Mr.Bean: I just got off of the phone with my brother, his mother died too.

Title: Re: Mr Bean
Post by sandie99 on Apr 25^th, 2006, 11:15am

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