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(Message started by: BarbaraD on Jan 10^th, 2008, 5:16am)

Title: Paybacks can be priceless......
Post by BarbaraD on Jan 10^th, 2008, 5:16am

When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,
And bring so much happiness...just as they did.
I want to pay back all the joy they've provided.
Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues,
And I'll bounce on the furniture...wearing my shoes.
I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out.
I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

When they're on the phone and just out of reach,
I'll get into things like sugar and bleach.
Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head,
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

When they cook dinner and call me to eat,
I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat,
I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,
And when they get angry...I'll ru n...if I'm able!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

I'll sit close to the TV, through the channels I'll click,

I'll cross both eyes just to see if they stick.
I'll take off my socks and throw one away,
And play in the mud 'til the end of the day!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh,
I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes.
My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping,
And say with a groan, "She's so sweet when she's sleeping!"

Hugs BD

Title: Re: Paybacks can be priceless......
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jan 10^th, 2008, 6:53am

That's Great . ;;D

Title: Re: Paybacks can be priceless......
Post by DonnaH_again on Jan 10^th, 2008, 8:48am

Luv it, Luv it, Luv it!!

Title: Re: Paybacks can be priceless......
Post by sandie99 on Jan 10^th, 2008, 10:14am

;;D ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: Paybacks can be priceless......
Post by aprilbee on Jan 10^th, 2008, 10:17am

Too Cute! :D

Title: Re: Paybacks can be priceless......
Post by Rosybabe on Jan 10^th, 2008, 11:04am

Nice :-*

Title: Re: Paybacks can be priceless......
Post by DennisM1045 on Jan 10^th, 2008, 12:46pm

Ok, fess up! You got this from my Mother-in-law's handbook didn't you >:(

;;D

-Dennis-

Title: Re: Paybacks can be priceless......
Post by BarbaraD on Jan 10^th, 2008, 3:14pm

And my son still tells his wife "Mom always made 'homemade OREO cookies" too! - What can I say -- I helped write the dang book..... ;;D

Hugs BD