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Jarvis
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Re: Need help
« Reply #25 on: Dec 15th, 2002, 8:25pm » |
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Sven that is the reason I've been looking for as to why I shop on xmas eve cause aint no one but us lost men in the stores with all the room we want. Also all the prices are marked back down to where they should be. Some sacrifices though, like aunt bea gets cologne instead of perfume. Little judy gets a ken doll instead of Barbi. little jonny has to settle for tea pots instead of toy cars. ...... Its all in the giving right. 
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Re: Need help
« Reply #26 on: Dec 15th, 2002, 8:31pm » |
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This is why men wait until the afternoon of the 24th to shop. Only men do this. Women are home opening cans of store-bought cookie dough for their homemade Christmas coookies. We just hang around and try to pick out the right color vacuum cleaner.
It used to be easier when I was a kid. We could take care of Dad with a fifth of cheap whiskey and one of those Christmas cartons of Camels.
The good old days.....
Charlie
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Re: Need help
« Reply #27 on: Dec 15th, 2002, 10:05pm » |
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Charlie, you got your dad hooked on ciggie buts, called it a Christmas present and now want us all to quit ???? I'm appalled !!!!! LOL
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Re: Need help
« Reply #28 on: Dec 15th, 2002, 10:10pm » |
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REAL MEN shop at the 7-11, 2am on Dec. 25.
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sOMM.....EEEEEUUUUUWWWW! Visuals going haywire, olfactories in meltdown.....EEEUUUUWWW!
Jonny- Conjugal visit cards are NOT included in the basic Monopoly game. 
And, just to set the record straight....real GOOD men are even brave enough to venture into a mall- and they have LISTENED to their ladies 
Dave, I'll just get your Christmas wine at 7-11 this year, 'kay? ;D
God, we love you men- just don't know why........... 
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Re: Need help
« Reply #30 on: Dec 15th, 2002, 11:30pm » |
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Here's the reason I shop on X-mas eve... "We forgot the cranberry sauce, and we need some more stuffing, and do you mind picking up some rolls, and how about a pumkin pie, and don't forget to get gifts for the relatives we forgot, and pick up a pizza for tonight, I don't feel like cooking dinner."
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Re: Need help
« Reply #31 on: Dec 15th, 2002, 11:38pm » |
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I always fergit sumthin at the last minute then gotta go back inta combat with the stores and long lines n idiot people in a mad rush....I am a mixed up hormone suffer'r too......so......I am "arm'd and dangerous".......Pam
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