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Re: Organ Donation
« Reply #25 on: Dec 23rd, 2002, 10:26pm »
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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Charlie !! Yeah....maybe they do only have one brain and it trades places at will...operates on two D cell batteries or is it C ?? Pam  Grin
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Re: Organ Donation
« Reply #26 on: Dec 24th, 2002, 5:00am »
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What's better than roses on your piano?
 
Tu-lips on your organ.
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Re: Organ Donation
« Reply #27 on: Dec 24th, 2002, 5:34am »
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After reading what we've all contributed to this thread, I can come to one or two conclusions: Shocked
 
We need to be beaten to a pulp and Darwin was wrong. ;D
 
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« Reply #28 on: Dec 24th, 2002, 6:03am »
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Miss Bee was in her 80s, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
 
The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in spring, and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.
 
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity! Surely Miss Bee had flipped...or something! But he certainly couldn't mention the strange sight in her parlor.
 
When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no longer.
 
"Miss Bee," he said, pointing to the bowl, "I wonder if you would tell me about this."
"Oh yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall, and I found this little package. It said to put it on the organ and keep it wet, and it would prevent disease."
 
"And you know," she continued... "I think it's working... I haven't had a cold all winter!"
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Re: Organ Donation
« Reply #29 on: Dec 24th, 2002, 11:24am »
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Cootie... It's double Ds.
 
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PS... Can anyone help me?  I've lost my mind again.  Can someone please help me find it?
 
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Re: Organ Donation
« Reply #30 on: Dec 24th, 2002, 11:39am »
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Dark...maybe its under your organ...  Cheesy
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Re: Organ Donation
« Reply #31 on: Dec 24th, 2002, 1:14pm »
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Look for a picture of my brain on the sidea milk carton.....'have you seen me'........Pam....not a double D girl.........
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« Reply #32 on: Dec 24th, 2002, 4:44pm »
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on Dec 23rd, 2002, 10:26pm, cootie wrote:
...operates on two D cell batteries or is it C ?? Pam  ;D

 
It's C batteries, Pam.
 
8 of them inserted like in a flash light ;D
 
.................MULE Cheesy
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Re: Organ Donation
« Reply #33 on: Dec 24th, 2002, 11:30pm »
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EIGHT C batteries....oh my......that's a hell of an organ.......sounds more like a mini pipe organ ta me.......betcha you could play a mean Phantom of the Opera on that one........Pam  Grin ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Wink
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Re: Organ Donation
« Reply #34 on: Dec 27th, 2002, 12:04am »
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Hell yeah, eight C batteries must have quite the Horse Power. Mine is just a pony. The one I have at home only takes two or three Cs. I better go out for the bigger model. No wonder I'm sitting here on this site instead of doing "other" things. Wink Wink Wink ;D
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« Reply #35 on: Dec 27th, 2002, 12:18am »
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other things.....like sleeping ??? Ha-ha-ha.....Pam
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« Reply #36 on: Dec 27th, 2002, 12:20am »
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And thus concludes CH.cum's rendition of "Babes In Toyland"
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Re: Organ Donation
« Reply #37 on: Dec 27th, 2002, 1:51am »
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Hey Deerene?   Watch you say bout blondes hon.
 
Some of us get mighty fiesty.  
This could not have been a serious question, could it?
You WERE  just asking for it, right?
 
My brains is up for grabs if anyone wants it...LMAO here.
 
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Re: Organ Donation
« Reply #38 on: Dec 27th, 2002, 10:10am »
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I needa brain with some sorta heating system attatched.....wonder how many batteries onea them'd take....I can't handle this cold this year.......wonder where I can find one ??? Pam
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Re: Organ Donation
« Reply #39 on: Dec 27th, 2002, 10:51am »
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I might as well donate my organ. My wife gave up sex for lent and I didn't figure it out till after Labor Day ;D
 
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But hey it has its advantages:
 
1. Fully adjustable
2. Never talks back
3. Free
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« Reply #40 on: Dec 27th, 2002, 11:52am »
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jimbo....and no batteries required.....careful tho......have heard rumors about blindness !? Pam  Wink
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« Reply #41 on: Dec 27th, 2002, 12:24pm »
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I'm blind!  I'm blind!
 
Oh wait... Sorry... False alarm.
 
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Re: Organ Donation
« Reply #42 on: Dec 27th, 2002, 12:41pm »
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Well I used to have sex 3 times everyday, then I got paroled Shocked HeHe
 
Salad anyone? ;D
 
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« Reply #43 on: Dec 27th, 2002, 1:12pm »
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Drk....do yu have a braile keyboard for temporary blindness.....how do ya read messages tho......braile monitor......ha-ha-ha.........jimbo....you musta been somebody's bitch.......ha-ha-ha........... Pam Wink ;D Wink ;D Wink
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« Reply #44 on: Dec 27th, 2002, 1:38pm »
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What?  Couldn't quite read that...
 
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Re: Organ Donation
« Reply #45 on: Dec 27th, 2002, 2:23pm »
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Jonny can I have a go on your mule.....I've never ridden one but Im a quick learner even though Im BLONDE..!!   Angry.. ;D
 
Cootie C's are better than D's ..... Wink
 
Dark Angel didn't you know THAT can make you blind.....maybe Jonny would lend you one of slammy's fans so you can save your eyesight...LOL ;D ;D... Kiss
 
As for donating my brain I didn't think blondes had one so that answers that..!!  
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Re: Organ Donation
« Reply #46 on: Dec 27th, 2002, 2:59pm »
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Dang jonny........
Did ya read cathy's first sentence?
You lucky dog mule ;D
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I think I'll hold off till I see some pics, Bob.....LMMFAO ;D
 
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Re: Organ Donation
« Reply #48 on: Dec 27th, 2002, 4:16pm »
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All I am saying is that anyone who said blondes are dumb never met me. Most the time I blow people out of the water with my dumbness. And who says blondes have more fun? I beg to differ. I can keep up with anyone thank you so much!!!! ;D
 
Honestly hope I wasn't offending anyone. That would just be my peabrain working OT. I am one of those who is known for her verbal diarrhea. Yum-yum. Been too busy trying to figure out how the rest of my body functions over the years, didn't take time to exercise the old noodle between the ears. Obviously that is the only one I have though Cheesy
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« Reply #49 on: Dec 27th, 2002, 4:53pm »
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Everyone line up. You people are disgusting  Roll Eyes  Lemme see,  Drk first
 
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