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(Message started by: Jack on Aug 8^th, 2002, 6:53pm)

Title: That's It !! I'm Not Posting Anymore
Post by Jack on Aug 8^th, 2002, 6:53pm

And I'm Not Posting Any Less Either.

I have been provoking , cajoling, offending, instigating, castigating, insinuating, slandering, and prevaricating around these here parts since April of 1998.

I have run out of things to say.

The only true friend I ever made here was Hub and he doesn't like me.

I kind of like it this way.

Your friend

Jackie

Title: Re: That's It !! I'm Not Posting Anymore
Post by Elaine on Aug 8^th, 2002, 8:11pm

Shut up Jack and get a smoothie :-)

I finally had one it was GREAT!!!

This is what happen..now I have no friends :-)

http://www.superlaugh.com/1/oops.htm

Title: Re: That's It !! I'm Not Posting Anymore
Post by don on Aug 8^th, 2002, 11:10pm

Cat got your tongue?

Or did your offspring rip it mercilessly from your oral cavity and devour it?

Title: Re: That's It !! I'm Not Posting Anymore
Post by sailpappy on Aug 9^th, 2002, 12:11am

;D ;D Jack,
I for one find it hard that you expect us to accept this thing about HUB as the truth, I know we aren't friends in the classical sense of the term, well in any sense of the term, but I have noticed that you seem to enjoy picking apart my post when ever its possible, and truthfully I have come to look forward to it with so sense of zealous to see how ignorant I am on that paticular moment in time.
Your mood seems to dictate your sense of humor and also it depends on who your talking to on how acrid your reply is or isn't. It took me a long time to figure out that there seems to be a pecking order here to a point, and if you can get all the alpha males posting at the same time it's like you've really accomplished something unique and wonderful, I guess it boils down to whom you feel comfortable talking to and I still havent figured out what the trigger for that is!
Ueli, Bob P and Kip seem to be the 3 head Alphas and getting a reply out of any of them takes a direct approach, but they will almost always take time out to answer,no matter how annal or deminted you question is, then comes You,Ted ,Hub, Paco and DJ and with everyone mentioned thus far I find myself double checking the subject and the questions and answers that I throw in. I consider it a real honor and a big accomplishment if I get a reply from any of the 5 of you Especially Hub and DJ and Paco!
Lately (past year and a half or so ) he seems to be lurking there ,omni present but hidden in a viel of secrecy, but he is beginning to have days triggered by humor that throw him into the mix of the days discussion. Finally there is TerryS,Jonny, Don,Dannyboy and the rest of the pack, just waiting for one of the females to make a mistake or as a silly question, I guess this is a long winded way to just come out and say, """Hell I like You Jack"""", I just have a hard time figuring out when your joking round or serious, I hate to hurt feelings so sometimes I hold back because you portray your self as a sensitive guy and I don;'t like to be the person that always tackles the hardass position!
So Post away Big Guy----no one is listening anyway!!! LOL http://www.msnusers.com/_Secure/0MgAAACoQZYHL!NpKm71mNyTaZiHSqaACz*lAsumJbMn3BiRzMXd7GgAwTyKZzHm5RhqtyE9*b6B4Lz5aieAAtA/PMONK09.TIF

Title: Re: That's It !! I'm Not Posting Anymore
Post by Riccardo on Aug 9^th, 2002, 1:21am

;D.....SHHHHHHHHHHHHUT UP JACK!!!!!!

Shame of OUR son, Shame of your ex-wife Riccardo, shame for all the clusterheads......

Ciao Jack, and ......kisses
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: That's It !! I'm Not Posting Anymore
Post by Slammy on Aug 9^th, 2002, 10:31am

Wow Pappy!

You can sure tell when you pillage through the rum! arrrrgh! ;D ( Sappy Pappy ?? )

Slammy ;D

Title: Re: That's It !! I'm Not Posting Anymore
Post by Bob P on Aug 9^th, 2002, 10:57am

Hey Pappy,

That would explain this uncontrollable urge I have to run around and pee on everything!

And here i thought it was just due to a big tank and a small hose!

Title: Re: That's It !! I'm Not Posting Anymore
Post by debbie4278 on Aug 9^th, 2002, 11:04am

Thank you pappy, for explaining to me why I always get slammed when I ask a question, then have the girls jump in and save me. I didn't realize the "pecking order" until you brought it to my attention. You are absolutley right.
Jack, get a grip. :P

Title: Re: That's It !! I'm Not Posting Anymore
Post by don on Aug 9^th, 2002, 11:09am

There is no pecking order.
In fact there is no order !
I encourage girls to jump in.

There is nothing for Jack to get a grip ON.

Title: Re: That's It !! I'm Not Posting Anymore
Post by Slammy on Aug 9^th, 2002, 11:23am

Pecking order??? Slammy needs no stinkin' pecking order... I am an equal opportunity slammer and I don't discriminate on a gender basis...

Slammy 8)

Title: Re: That's It !! I'm Not Posting Anymore
Post by Jack on Aug 9^th, 2002, 11:25am

My cry for help elicited no sympathetic responses.

Don did express continuing concern for my newborn and I appreciate it.

Elaine, as always, never judges me she just gives me hugs.

Riccardo is always there for me ( In Italy that is ).

Debbie offered some tough love , thanks.

Slammy is beyond my comprehension.

And

Bob P remains the best cluster friend I ever had in Los Osos even though he says bad things behind my back about all the people who have migraines but not clusters here at ch.com

Title: Re: That's It !! I'm Not Posting Anymore
Post by Jack on Aug 9^th, 2002, 11:31am

I forgot Sailpappy again ;)

Sailpappy is ok in my book

I don't care what these alpha males say behind his back ;)

I am gonna go spray urine all over Bob Ps backyard

Title: Re: That's It !! I'm Not Posting Anymore
Post by Ted on Aug 9^th, 2002, 12:07pm

Just wanted to give Pappy a reply.

Feel better? :-)

Title: Re: That's It !! I'm Not Posting Anymore
Post by sailpappy on Aug 9^th, 2002, 6:07pm

;D ;D Your welcome Debbie,
I didn't mention the ladies of the board because their structure is far to complex for me to sum up in even 5 or 6 pages, I just love you all and relate to most of you on a level I don't understand myself.
Ted,
Sorry I forgot to check on the little guy's condition, how is he these days, has that rash stopped spreading, the last I heard your car even had it,as a Father and Grandfather of 5 I can tell you they have to have a bath at least 1 time a day and corn starch powder will help that itching, I'll bet your neighbors love you now, a 158 pound 2 month old Howling is horrible pain, those diapers might need to go to the depend size tht BobP wears!LOL!!!!
Hope the medication helps soon so you can get back to work!
Slammy, just so you'll know Old Sailpappy is an Alcohol Free pillager, couldn't pickle a gnat in the amout of alcohol I have ever consumed. it's all from the heart and head my friend, not accented by artifical mood enhancements!
As for the rest of you wolves or Gorilla's(They have the same infrastructure thing going on as wolves!)
That nothing for ted to hold on to was pretty funny, uncalled for but funny!
And Damn would you all please turn off your web cams, I really don't need to see this pissing contest, Friends! Pappy ;D

Title: Re: That's It !! I'm Not Posting Anymore
Post by sailpappy on Aug 9^th, 2002, 6:09pm

;D ;D I forgot one thing, Slammy, leave that slammy hammy alone, you'll go blind! LOLOLOL! Pappy

Title: Re: That's It !! I'm Not Posting Anymore
Post by jonny on Aug 9^th, 2002, 7:16pm

Hey Jack,

Shut the fuck up you whinning cry baby bitch!!!!!!!

..............jonny 8)

Title: Re: That's It !! I'm Not Posting Anymore
Post by Ted on Aug 9^th, 2002, 10:18pm

Hi again Pappy (two replies in one day. Look at that). I couldn't really understand a word of your posts but it looks like they kept you pretty amused for a while. Hope you're still painfree.

Title: Re: That's It !! I'm Not Posting Anymore
Post by kim on Aug 9^th, 2002, 11:54pm

Babylon...............Centerport................15 minutes.
Coffee...............WELL?????????????????
Your posts are WAY nuttier than mine ::)
I understand Flatulencia is time consuming.
Sitters (or perhaps squatters) are hard to find. ...........
Awww, HELL, it's only coffee. I think we can handle the Sunken Meadow. Or is it Southern State?

Title: Re: That's It !! I'm Not Posting Anymore
Post by Jack on Aug 10^th, 2002, 5:31am

jonny - thanks for the advice - I trust your judgement so I will shut the fuck up for awhile ;)

Kim - we will sit in a diner soon, sip coffee and trade cluster war stories

Title: Re: That's It !! I'm Not Posting Anymore
Post by Charlie on Aug 10^th, 2002, 9:10am

So far Jack, Hub hasn't said a word. :-/

Just something I notice. :o

Of course Jack can't shut up long enough. :D

The rest of us need a life. :o

Really boring old Charlie

Title: Re: That's It !! I'm Not Posting Anymore
Post by don on Aug 10^th, 2002, 9:12am

Hey Kim,

Ever see the movie "Swing Blade" ?

Title: Re: That's It !! I'm Not Posting Anymore
Post by Jayne on Aug 10^th, 2002, 9:57am

Hey Jack

Blah blah blah blah blah..wa wa wa wa!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

It's been nice conversing with you.

Title: Re: That's It !! I'm Not Posting Anymore
Post by Jack on Aug 10^th, 2002, 10:43am

Of all these hurtful posts I am not ashamed to admit Jayne's hurt the most.

My frivolous tawdry melancholic maudlin musings have put her to sleep.

I am nothing if not vindictive.

This is how I will get even

I have been using one of her lines that goes like this:

" A face a dog wouldn't lick"

Till now I have been giving her credit

When I use this line I have been saying this

"As my friend Jayne from cyberspace who I never met says " A face........"

I will no longer give her a citation.

Title: Re: That's It !! I'm Not Posting Anymore
Post by Jayne on Aug 10^th, 2002, 12:58pm

So that's how you stike back eh Jack? You withold important copyright information?

So you are not only the father of a mutant cluster child, you diddle Hub on a regular basis it seems ( you shirt lifter). Now let's add "Hack" to that honourable list.

Jack the Hack

Title: Re: That's It !! I'm Not Posting Anymore
Post by kim on Aug 10^th, 2002, 1:06pm

Swing Blade.........Yep. That's the one with Billy Bob Thornton in a Thong. Course I seen that! :D I definitely remember that cuz it definitely gave me a headache. ;)

What I really want to know is why monkey and donkey sound so DIFFERENT? ???

Hooked on phonics.