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(Message started by: fubar on Dec 22nd, 2002, 3:09pm)

Title: 2002 Best of...
Post by fubar on Dec 22nd, 2002, 3:09pm
As we are at the end of the year, a 'best of' list sounded good to me, so to start things off...

;D - Fu

"Best of 2002... Drk^Angel Welcome Messages"

Welcome to the board!  Sorry that the beast has filled your cranium with hungry, diseased rats that are now biting and tearing through your eyesocket trying to rip their way out.  Good luck!

Welcome to the board!  Sorry that the beast has packed your cranium with an infinite string of super strength black-cats, and finds great joy in watching them go off.  Good luck!

Welcome to the board!  Sorry to hear that the beast is messing with you so badly.  You are in my thoughts and wishes.  May the beast go back to sleep soon, and never wake up again.  Good luck!

Welcome to the board!  Sorry that the beast is whipping you cranium into mush with his whip made of fire and pain.  Good luck!

Welcome to the board!  Sorry that the beast is ripping your cranium apart, piece by painful piece, with his dirty, jagged claws.  Good luck!

Welcome to the board!  Sorry that the beast is slashing away at your cranium with a rusty butter knife.  Good luck!

Welcome to the board!  Sorry that the beast is running over your cranium with Mack truck with rusty, boiling hot snow chains on the tires going about 80 mph.  Good luck!

Welcome to the board!  Sorry that the beast is chopping away at you cranium with a rusty, jagged battleaxe.  Good luck!

Welcome to the board!  Sorry that the beast is crushing your cranium into oblivion in the gravitational vortex between two colliding black holes.  Good luck!

Welcome to the board!  Sorry that the beast is usin' your cranium as a lawn dart target, and is using extra heavy duty, rusty darts with acid points.  Good luck!

Welcome to the board!  Sorry that the beast is thrusting the jagged end of a broken, rusty pipe into your cranium through you eye.  Good luck!

Welcome to the board!  Sorry that the beast is testing thermo-nuclear ICBMs in the middle of your cranium.  Good luck!

Welcome to the board!  Sorry that the beast is ridin' your cranium down a rusty, hot, jagged slide covered with tacks and razor blades.  Good luck!

Welcome to the board!  Sorry that the beast has a white hot, rusty fish hook anchored in your eye, and is using it to try to pull your cranium through the keyhole of your front door, and out into the street to be ripped apart by the steel brushes on the street sweeper, before being spat out into the gutter.  Good luck!

Welcome to the board!  Sorry that the beast is slamming your cranium in the door of a bank vault while holding a branding iron to your eye.  Good luck!

Welcome to the board!  Sorry that the beast is havin' a million fireants borrow their way out of your cranium through your eye.  Good luck!

Welcome to the board!  Sorry that the beast is whippin' your cranium with electrified razor wire.  Good luck!

Welcome to the board!  Sorry that the beast is blast spikes through your head with a super-sized spear gun.  Good luck!

Welcome to the board!  Sorry that the beast is slamming a rabid, demented, psychotic porcupine on steroids into your cranium.  Good luck!

Welcome to the board!  Sorry that the beast is using your cranium as a punching bag, while wearing spiked gloves.  Good luck!

Welcome to the board!  Sorry that the beast is slicin' and dicin' your cranium, throwing it into his wok, and turnin' the heat up to "Pits of Hell" hot, makin' his specialty, Clusterhead Stirfry.  Good luck!

Welcome to the board!  Sorry that the beast is repeatedly bashing your cranium with a jagged, dirty, boiling hot, mountain sized rock.  Good luck!

Welcome to the board!  Sorry that the beast is crushin' your cranium in a trash compactor.  Good luck!

Title: Re: 2002 Best of...
Post by OneEyeBlind on Dec 22nd, 2002, 3:18pm
LOL ... and I am sure the list could go on and on !!

Title: Re: 2002 Best of...
Post by brain_cramps on Dec 23rd, 2002, 12:54pm
shit fubar!

one at a time, those are descriptive enough.   Reading all of those makes my HEAD HURT!!!

thx drk,
grant

Title: Re: 2002 Best of...
Post by 9erfan on Dec 23rd, 2002, 1:09pm
HILARIOUS!  ;D

Title: Re: 2002 Best of...
Post by Bob P on Dec 23rd, 2002, 1:27pm
Shit fubar, having to read those once is more than enough.  Seeing them all in one place is over the top!  You're a mean mo-fo.

Title: Re: 2002 Best of...
Post by Ree on Dec 23rd, 2002, 2:02pm
I'm still laughing......

Title: Re: 2002 Best of...
Post by Charlie on Dec 23rd, 2002, 2:26pm
OUCH!
Your list is rendering my funny bone insensitive to melancholy. http://www.gifs.net/animate/belvanim.gif

Charlie :D

Title: Re: 2002 Best of...
Post by Karla on Dec 23rd, 2002, 5:09pm
Thanks so much for the wonderful inspiring greetings.  I loved reading them the first time the second time was even better.

Title: Re: 2002 Best of...
Post by firebrix on Dec 24th, 2002, 1:54pm
Ultracool Fu!
Dark Angel sure does have a way with words!
Hoping you're happy and PF
firebrix

Title: Re: 2002 Best of...
Post by Mastifflvr28 on Dec 24th, 2002, 4:41pm
I like the b*tch slap one the best...more recent.
Thanks Dark for all your support.
Mast



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