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(Message started by: brain_cramps on Dec 23^rd, 2002, 2:44pm)

Title: Organ Donation
Post by brain_cramps on Dec 23^rd, 2002, 2:44pm

How would I go about donating my brain to science?

Lately, its only use is as a hat-rack.

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by Bob P on Dec 23^rd, 2002, 2:47pm

I talked with Dr. Goadsby last year about this. He said they really need clusterhead brains for disection. I gave him drummer's brain!

But really, the doc did say that. Please leave your brains to clusterhead research.

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by jonny on Dec 23^rd, 2002, 3:57pm

They can have me brain but noone is taking me organ, I have big plans for it when I get to hell.

..........................jonny :D

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by brain_cramps on Dec 23^rd, 2002, 4:12pm

That one works for IBM. (Its Been Months)

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by don on Dec 23^rd, 2002, 6:20pm

I'd be happy to donate my brain

but not my organ

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by Drk^Angel on Dec 23^rd, 2002, 6:26pm

Y'all must really like music, to be that attached to your organs.

PFDAN.......................................... Drk^Angel

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by deerene on Dec 23^rd, 2002, 6:31pm

Hell, I'd just like to get to day where I feel like playing with the organs. My boyfriend is getting impatient, and quite frankly i'm going to need lessons!!! Or is it like riding a bike?

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by jonny on Dec 23^rd, 2002, 6:33pm

The "Mule" aint like no bike you have ever rid'in, sister !!!! :o :o :o :o

.....................jonny :D

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by Bob P on Dec 23^rd, 2002, 6:39pm

Hub doesn't want his organ.

He told us the other day that's he's been pulling it off for years!

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by deerene on Dec 23^rd, 2002, 7:07pm

So if I F**K this mule you speak of, it will be so mindblowing it will rid me of the Ch's. Whoo hoo!!!! Where is it I'll saddle up now.

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by jonny on Dec 23^rd, 2002, 7:20pm

I never said it worked miracles, although I have been told different ;D........(jonny, taking up the slack for Slammy)

.....................jonny :D

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by deerene on Dec 23^rd, 2002, 7:25pm

Well, I always used to saddle up the pony for regular ole headaches. Always thought it was the best and most fun cure. Gots my doubts about this kind though. I get pissed when someone even looks at me cross eyed.

PS. How do you use all the fun stuff on the site? I am not very internet savvy. Call me a virg on this stuff! :)

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by jonny on Dec 23^rd, 2002, 7:32pm

on 12/23/02 at 19:25:14, deerene wrote:

PS. How do you use all the fun stuff on the site? I am not very internet savvy. Call me a virg on this stuff! :)

What stuff?

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by deerene on Dec 23^rd, 2002, 7:40pm

The smileys etc. pictures whatever.

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by deerene on Dec 23^rd, 2002, 7:42pm

Oh, BTW Jonny, Reading your profile I caught on to the mule. Shit I'm slow........ Guess I better take me ole nickname out of the signature line huh?

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by jonny on Dec 23^rd, 2002, 7:44pm

:) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-/ :-* :'(Just click on a smiley

Theres a read me around here for the other buttons.

....................jonny

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by deerene on Dec 23^rd, 2002, 7:50pm

You know no matter where i go I always prove to be a dweebette!!!. When I clicked on it it showed on my screen as the little sideways face you manually type in. I feel like it is my first day as a freshman in a senior course.

EGADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hopefully I'll catch on. I usually am quicker about some things. Honest! I don't always play the part of a blonde on a brunettes body.

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by jonny on Dec 23^rd, 2002, 7:53pm

BLONDE????

Hmmmmm!!!!

I'll get back to ya.......nite folks

.......................jonny

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by cootie on Dec 23^rd, 2002, 8:10pm

Hey........If I had a brain.....I'd be dangerous !!!! Pam

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by deerene on Dec 23^rd, 2002, 8:17pm

Yeah.......aparently I am scary even w/o one. Don't know what i'd do with one. Would it go better as a center piece for the dinner table or on my mantle???? ??? Must have chopped it up in little bits and handed it instead of the halloween candy. Hope it didn't make any one sick!!!

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by cootie on Dec 23^rd, 2002, 8:25pm

Wasn't it used on the show Fear Factor where they had ta eat brains part....ha-ha-ha.....least now I know what they look like.......mines on vacation.......'if I only had a brain'........ever see that old classic blk/wht sci-fi movie.....'Fiend Without a Face'.....they were somea mines aunts 'n uncles.......Pam

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by Donna on Dec 23^rd, 2002, 9:57pm

Organ donation? Put me in for one!

My ex-boyfriend had nice one. Kept me entertained for hours.

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by cootie on Dec 23^rd, 2002, 10:03pm

Wait a minute.......men have TWO brains don't they ?? ::)Pam

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by Charlie on Dec 23^rd, 2002, 10:05pm

Might as well donate one or the other. Doesn't matter which. The powers that be didn't give me enough blood to run them both at the same time.

Charlie

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by Donna on Dec 23^rd, 2002, 10:11pm

Well ya know, they say a feller only has one brain.......he just thinks from different places..........OM!

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by cootie on Dec 23^rd, 2002, 10:26pm

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Charlie !! Yeah....maybe they do only have one brain and it trades places at will...operates on two D cell batteries or is it C ?? Pam ;D

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by SommelierCH on Dec 24^th, 2002, 5:00am

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tu-lips on your organ.

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by Charlie on Dec 24^th, 2002, 5:34am

After reading what we've all contributed to this thread, I can come to one or two conclusions: :o

We need to be beaten to a pulp and Darwin was wrong. ;D

Charlie 8)

Title: Miss Bee's Organ
Post by AlienSpaceGuy on Dec 24^th, 2002, 6:03am

Miss Bee was in her 80s, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in spring, and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity! Surely Miss Bee had flipped...or something! But he certainly couldn't mention the strange sight in her parlor.

When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no longer.

"Miss Bee," he said, pointing to the bowl, "I wonder if you would tell me about this."
"Oh yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall, and I found this little package. It said to put it on the organ and keep it wet, and it would prevent disease."

"And you know," she continued... "I think it's working... I haven't had a cold all winter!"

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by Drk^Angel on Dec 24^th, 2002, 11:24am

Cootie... It's double Ds.

PFDAN.................................. Drk^Angel

PS... Can anyone help me? I've lost my mind again. Can someone please help me find it?

DA

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by Peppermint on Dec 24^th, 2002, 11:39am

Dark...maybe its under your organ... :D

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by cootie on Dec 24^th, 2002, 1:14pm

Look for a picture of my brain on the sidea milk carton.....'have you seen me'........Pam....not a double D girl.........

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by jonny on Dec 24^th, 2002, 4:44pm

on 12/23/02 at 22:26:12, cootie wrote:

...operates on two D cell batteries or is it C ?? Pam ;D

It's C batteries, Pam.

8 of them inserted like in a flash light ;D

.................MULE :D

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by cootie on Dec 24^th, 2002, 11:30pm

EIGHT C batteries....oh my......that's a hell of an organ.......sounds more like a mini pipe organ ta me.......betcha you could play a mean Phantom of the Opera on that one........Pam ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by deerene on Dec 27^th, 2002, 12:04am

Hell yeah, eight C batteries must have quite the Horse Power. Mine is just a pony. The one I have at home only takes two or three Cs. I better go out for the bigger model. No wonder I'm sitting here on this site instead of doing "other" things. ;) ;) ;) ;D

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by cootie on Dec 27^th, 2002, 12:18am

other things.....like sleeping ??? Ha-ha-ha.....Pam

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by Ted on Dec 27^th, 2002, 12:20am

And thus concludes CH.cum's rendition of "Babes In Toyland"

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by Linda_Howell on Dec 27^th, 2002, 1:51am

Hey Deerene? Watch you say bout blondes hon.

Some of us get mighty fiesty.
This could not have been a serious question, could it?
You WERE just asking for it, right?

My brains is up for grabs if anyone wants it...LMAO here.

Linda

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by cootie on Dec 27^th, 2002, 10:10am

I needa brain with some sorta heating system attatched.....wonder how many batteries onea them'd take....I can't handle this cold this year.......wonder where I can find one ??? Pam

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by jimbo on Dec 27^th, 2002, 10:51am

I might as well donate my organ. My wife gave up sex for lent and I didn't figure it out till after Labor Day ;D

Seeya,

Jimbo the carrot waxer ;D

But hey it has its advantages:

1. Fully adjustable
2. Never talks back
3. Free

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by cootie on Dec 27^th, 2002, 11:52am

jimbo....and no batteries required.....careful tho......have heard rumors about blindness !? Pam ;)

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by Drk^Angel on Dec 27^th, 2002, 12:24pm

I'm blind! I'm blind!

Oh wait... Sorry... False alarm.

PFDAN................................. Drk^Angel

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by jimbo on Dec 27^th, 2002, 12:41pm

Well I used to have sex 3 times everyday, then I got paroled :o HeHe

Salad anyone? ;D

Jimmy testfire

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by cootie on Dec 27^th, 2002, 1:12pm

Drk....do yu have a braile keyboard for temporary blindness.....how do ya read messages tho......braile monitor......ha-ha-ha.........jimbo....you musta been somebody's bitch.......ha-ha-ha........... Pam ;) ;D ;) ;D ;)

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by Drk^Angel on Dec 27^th, 2002, 1:38pm

What? Couldn't quite read that...

PFDAN................................... Drk^Angel

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by cathy on Dec 27^th, 2002, 2:23pm

Jonny can I have a go on your mule.....I've never ridden one but Im a quick learner even though Im BLONDE..!! >:(.. ;D

Cootie C's are better than D's ..... ;)

Dark Angel didn't you know THAT can make you blind.....maybe Jonny would lend you one of slammy's fans so you can save your eyesight...LOL ;D ;D... :-*

As for donating my brain I didn't think blondes had one so that answers that..!!
Cathy ;D

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by BobG on Dec 27^th, 2002, 2:59pm

Dang jonny........
Did ya read cathy's first sentence?
You lucky ~~dog~~ mule ;D

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by jonny on Dec 27^th, 2002, 3:18pm

I think I'll hold off till I see some pics, Bob.....LMMFAO ;D

.......................jonny :D

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by deerene on Dec 27^th, 2002, 4:16pm

All I am saying is that anyone who said blondes are dumb never met me. Most the time I blow people out of the water with my dumbness. And who says blondes have more fun? I beg to differ. I can keep up with anyone thank you so much!!!! ;D

Honestly hope I wasn't offending anyone. That would just be my peabrain working OT. I am one of those who is known for her verbal diarrhea. Yum-yum. Been too busy trying to figure out how the rest of my body functions over the years, didn't take time to exercise the old noodle between the ears. Obviously that is the only one I have though :D

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by Charlie on Dec 27^th, 2002, 4:53pm

Everyone line up. You people are disgusting ::) Lemme see, Drk first http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/whip.gif

Mean old Charlie 8)

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by Peppermint on Dec 27^th, 2002, 4:57pm

Hey Charlie...
Didn't know you were into S&M... oooo.. :o
Who is that yer whippin'... ??? :D

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by Drk^Angel on Dec 27^th, 2002, 5:00pm

Whips and chains 'eh... In most situations that could be a good thing... But in this case, Charlie, it's just a bit disturbing... I'll have to pass... LOL

PFDAN.................................. Drk^Angel

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by jonny on Dec 27^th, 2002, 5:16pm

Sticks-N-stones will break my bones but whips and chains excite me!!!

But not if I have to look at really old, Charlie.....LMMFAO ;D

....................jonny :D

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by cathy on Dec 27^th, 2002, 5:43pm

on 12/27/02 at 16:16:44, deerene wrote:

Honestly hope I wasn't offending anyone

Hey no offence taken..... ;D ;)

Whips and chains eh jonny... ???

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by cathy on Dec 27^th, 2002, 5:46pm

BTW Jonny ............what kind of pics...???

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by jonny on Dec 27^th, 2002, 6:09pm

You said, "eh"

Your in Canada......to far.....NEXT!!!!!

LMAO ;D

.....................jonny :D

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by cathy on Dec 27^th, 2002, 7:34pm

on 12/27/02 at 18:09:20, jonny wrote:

You said, "eh"

Your in Canada......to far.....NEXT!!!!!

LMAO ;D

.....................jonny :D

Nope im in UK...whats eh got to do with it..... ???

And anyhow it's TOO far...for me too..LOL ;D....don't think I'd wanna be sending me pics all the way across the net might get you too excited.....LOL ;)

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by jonny on Dec 27^th, 2002, 7:46pm

Im already excited.

http://tinyurl.com/3v5d

See me bloody smile?......LOL

..................jonny :D

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by cathy on Dec 27^th, 2002, 8:18pm

??? Sorry hit the wrong button got a pic tried to post it...failed..... ??? ??? ::)

Anyhow I don't think thats a smile I think thats gratification.....ROFLMAO ;D ;D

Cathy :-*

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by SommelierCH on Dec 27^th, 2002, 8:52pm

Soo Bubbles,

I read your online bio, you sound GRRREAT! So tell me how long have you been into the SM & BD scene?

Oh shit, wrong web site. Damn.

delete...delete...DELETE DELETE ... DELETE DAMNIT!!!!

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by jonny on Dec 27^th, 2002, 9:29pm

on 12/27/02 at 20:18:23, cathy wrote:

gratification.....ROFLMAO ;D ;D
Cathy :-*

Heres your gatification..........LOL

http://tinyurl.com/3v7l

.......................................jonny

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by cootie on Dec 27^th, 2002, 9:49pm

I'm the dumbest person I know.....I get the award..I claim fame ta that one !!! I can get lost in my own town...ha-ha-ha.....poor Brad....I always find my way back !!!! I think I got the wrong size batteries in.....maybe that's it ??? Pam ;D ;) ;D

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by brain_cramps on Dec 28^th, 2002, 5:00am

what did the sadist say to the masochist?

f?ck you. beat youself!

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/whip.gif

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by cootie on Dec 28^th, 2002, 10:06am

Oh my jonny....what size batteries does that tool take ? I missed that pic somehow last nite....hey wait a minute.....nice teef !!!! Pam ::)

Title: Re: Organ Donation
Post by RobinT on Dec 29^th, 2002, 10:41am

Pam

If men have 2 brains, I'm hoping they only get CH's in one of them...... :-*