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(Message started by: Ted on Dec 30^th, 2002, 3:33am)

Title: Hi. I'm new here
Post by Ted on Dec 30^th, 2002, 3:33am

I think I have cluster headaches but I'm not sure. They're unilateral, extremely painful and my eye starts to tear up. After reading this board, the thing that makes me wonder if I have them is that I have no compulsion to describe my mastubatory habits nor talk about how I like to eat p ussy. So, as you can see after reading the past few weeks threads, I'm not sure my symptoms are the same as the rest of yours. Please advise as researching over at the OUCH site is WAY too much trouble. And let's not even discuss the bother of clicking a button to my left.

Title: Re: Hi. I'm new here
Post by j.halber on Dec 30^th, 2002, 4:57am

Don't know if you have CH or not!Do you have a violent re-occuring pain on one side of your face?Beind your eye.A drippy nose?The need to SCREAM from the pain.You really need to take the trouble and inform yourself on the site.We cannot diagnose you. Hope you don't have it!

Title: Re: Hi. I'm new here
Post by Peppermint on Dec 30^th, 2002, 9:44am

Gosh....tsk,tsk... you know, *sigh*, reallly... some people.. ::)
Wellll...WELCOME... don't worry... I think you'll catch on rather quickly.. :o.... hm.

Did you say your name was TED ???

:D

Title: Re: Hi. I'm new here
Post by Hound_Dogg on Dec 30^th, 2002, 9:45am

Sounds to me like you got the Dreaded :Nadaputangeeta...Which is closely related to CH.

There's a good abortive on the market for that "Collagen". It causes your tongue to grow bigger and develop the ability to breath through you ears.

Good Luck

Title: Re: Hi. I'm new here
Post by cootie on Dec 30^th, 2002, 10:18am

Yes Ted....you do need a doctor alright.....you need sumone to come over there and play doctor......careful if ya go it alone or try the new collegan cream sujested......you mite go blind ya know.......Pam ;D

Title: Re: Hi. I'm new here
Post by OneEyeBlind on Dec 30^th, 2002, 10:47am

I think you might be a meegrainer trying to break in to our very close knit family. Go away !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

Title: Re: Hi. I'm new here
Post by Peppermint on Dec 30^th, 2002, 10:53am

ROTFF Hound Dogg!!!

Title: Re: Hi. I'm new here
Post by Brassbear on Dec 30^th, 2002, 11:11am

quick, take yer pulse, ya might be dead.... no wait, dead folks don't feel no pain.

Check out the button on the left that says "medical info" there's a lot of stuff to read in there. Skip around until you find the list of symptoms and see if they line up for ya... then get yer sorry butt to a doctor.

Michael

Title: Re: Hi. I'm new here
Post by cootie on Dec 30^th, 2002, 11:47am

Actually I think Ted needs to be inspected by each 'n everone on this board to be sure of his diagnoses.....suffer's and supporters.......ok....put on the rubber gloves and get out the vasaline guys.......were comein ta git cha Ted !!!!! ;) Pam

Title: Re: Hi. I'm new here
Post by Mark C on Dec 30^th, 2002, 11:54am

Use your left hand, it feels like someone else!

Title: Re: Hi. I'm new here
Post by cathy on Dec 30^th, 2002, 2:19pm

on 12/30/02 at 11:54:08, Mark C wrote:

Use your left hand, it feels like someone else!

Better still use someone elses...!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Hi. I'm new here
Post by domm on Dec 30^th, 2002, 4:33pm

but we do know that you take IQ tests on line when having an attack........ ::)

Title: Re: Hi. I'm new here
Post by Charlie on Dec 30^th, 2002, 4:42pm

Yeah, I had the exact same symptoms but the sexual realignment has really helped and now I just can't wait to play with the buttons on your left.

Charlie

Title: Re: Hi. I'm new here
Post by Ted on Dec 30^th, 2002, 5:08pm

Ummmm, Charlie? It sounds more like a sexual misalignment if you want to play with the buttons to my left.

Title: Re: Hi. I'm new here
Post by cootie on Dec 30^th, 2002, 7:01pm

No It's 'MY' left.....................Pam ;)

Title: Re: Hi. I'm new here
Post by RevDeFord on Dec 30^th, 2002, 7:47pm

on 12/30/02 at 03:33:51, Ted wrote:

I am very confused Ted....first, I have CH, and have no need to talk about any masturbatory habits, because I have no need to - I am married. Now, other certain gentleman on this board might see "things" differently, I cannot say. Secondly, as a CH sufferer, I have no desire to eat cats, although my wife's 14 year old farm cat gets on my nerves far too often. Lastly, I would guess if you got off that fat wallet of yours and spent some money now and then that unilateral pain in your rear would stop making your eye tear up and maybe you would not need to "bother" these fine people. I diagnose you as having a royal pain in the behind which will be cured if you take 36 1/2 Excedrin for Migraines every 12 hours.

Title: Re: Hi. I'm new here
Post by RevDeFord on Dec 30^th, 2002, 7:48pm

By the way....I am beginning to scare myself.....ever realize how many posts I make that has to do with someone's posterior? What is wrong with me? LOL ;D

Title: Re: Hi. I'm new here
Post by Not4Hire on Dec 30^th, 2002, 8:16pm

uh huh...REV...."dingleberries....cobs.......wallet location.....royal pain in the behind......."

you are very perceptive to have noticed this....

the first step to a CURE is *self-ANALysis* ....... ;D

yer on yer way........... ;D ;D ;D

...(and you TED....... are one sick puppy..... didja ever find yer smokes??? )

Title: Re: Hi. I'm new here
Post by 2late on Dec 30^th, 2002, 8:56pm

definatley not CH! find a new site, your a fuckin' meegrainer ain't cha?! >:( ;D ..........2late

Title: Re: Hi. I'm new here
Post by RevDeFord on Dec 30^th, 2002, 9:29pm

ROFLOLMBO Not4hire ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Hi. I'm new here
Post by cootie on Dec 30^th, 2002, 10:47pm

could Ted be a cluster butt....or butt muncher....or carpet muncher maybe.......what about a cluster F***....hmmmmm..........is there a cure ??? Try takein Midol or Pamprin........call us in the mornin......Pam ::)