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« Reply #25 on: Jan 12th, 2003, 5:55pm » |
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Being over 50 is great.
The mortage is paid off. The kids are out of my wallet. I haven't had a cluster cycle since '98. Life is good. 
And I'm ordering parts for my new street rod this week 
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« Reply #26 on: Jan 12th, 2003, 6:04pm » |
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Hey Bob! Did you not read what Mark C wrote.. A friggin video camera attached to a garden hoose.. I rather get a new mortage and some new kids ;D
And to our Queen of the North.. NO! I am 49 and I will always remain 49 years old! These people made sure of that!
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« Reply #27 on: Jan 12th, 2003, 6:28pm » |
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Marty-
Viking of the South.............
BITE ME !!!!!
I've got it in your very own font(authentic, too- it's got a Swedish accent)-
I know the truth, I know the truth, I know the truuuuth!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I guess I could suppress it if it REALLY bothers you........
Now,  What will you offer me as a bribe????
neener, neener, neener!!
Nanook of the Northwest!
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« Reply #28 on: Jan 12th, 2003, 6:37pm » |
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................Besides, I'd MUCH prefer to discuss aging rather than colonoscopies.........
In fact, I'd rather eat tree bark.......
I'd prefer being ripped apart by rabid gerbils....
I'd rather be stuck on a broken hamster wheel.......
RIGHT, MARTY????
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Re: If your aproaching 50
« Reply #29 on: Jan 12th, 2003, 6:46pm » |
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"queen of the North" I like that..
And to my friend of the west in "Sin City".....
Parts is parts and I have a feeling that after you build that street rod,,,,,,,you won't have enough $$$$ left over for a colonoscophy. But when you build that, can Cathi and her Corvertte and me and my Mercury have a ride?????? Linda
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Re: If your aproaching 50
« Reply #30 on: Jan 12th, 2003, 7:06pm » |
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Brad hit a raccon in my lill yeller sports car last nite and busted my spoiler.....he's lucky I didn't give him a colonoscopie.....and that he gets ta reach 50 in one piece.....ha-ha-ha....I can laugh now but it wasn't as funny last nite. Pam
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« Reply #31 on: Jan 12th, 2003, 7:21pm » |
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Hey, Linda- Sounds like a plan!
But, read on....
Cootie, thought I MIGHT get the home version of colonoscopy....last night we played darts in the garage...one of them went a bit askew......OHMIGAWWWD! Scratched the custom paint...worst part? I had the nerve to LAUGH!!!
Bob, are you(getting back to the original subject) ANAL about your street rod?
Linda, can I come live with you till the dust settles here? 
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« Reply #32 on: Jan 12th, 2003, 7:42pm » |
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I don't blame you one bit marty. I woke up during a colonoscopy....told the nurses if they didn't pull the hose out I would! They didn't believe me until reached round back.
It was 3 days afore I knew what was what again LOL
As for age, I will be celebrating my 14 annual 21st birthday next month
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« Reply #33 on: Jan 12th, 2003, 9:31pm » |
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Cathi,
You';re welcome here just as long as darts are not involved. BobG has a right to be anal, and I'm sorry hun, but so does yer hubby...scratched the custom paint and then laughed about it?????? oh, Cathi.......you need to pack a bag that will last you about 3 yrs, I'm afraid...Linda
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« Reply #34 on: Jan 12th, 2003, 9:35pm » |
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Ok thats it ya bunchawimps... try having a baby... When a woman is in labor everyone except the hospital janitor has their hands up your crotch... and there are times they check the back door too... If you got to 50 without this little detail upon your rumpus... think yourself glad!!!
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« Reply #35 on: Jan 13th, 2003, 11:26am » |
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LindaH- The errant dart had a RUBBER tip- no damage-None a-tall!!! Compare this to the Christmas Eve he took MY car, came back with parts of it hanging around his neck!!!The ins. company totaled it. Oregonians (especially ones transplanted from CA) should be required to stay off the streets in snowstorms! Inanimate objects that give us great pleasure-are STILL inanimate objects....come to think of it, he should buff ME weekly- three times a week during the summer... 
Ree-I soo appreciate the way you can always put these things into perspective! Simple, succinct and....a bullseye!
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« Reply #36 on: Jan 13th, 2003, 11:44am » |
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Gee wish that raccoon woulda been rubber coated Brad hit with my car......man now it is damaged goods......it's a lease so I gotta fix it...gotta buy a new lower portion of the spoiler.......a dart woulda been a better deal then that raccoon......don't see too many darts runn across the road in the country....or too many people tossin raccoons at dart boards...dam....why is that.....Pam
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Re: If your aproaching 50
« Reply #37 on: Jan 13th, 2003, 2:07pm » |
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Cathi..........you're right. I am a bit anal about building a new car. 12 years ago my daughter wanted to go to college and I had to sell my last one, a Deuce Coupe.
I think you're just jealous 'cause I get a new, one of a kind, hand built roadster and you're stuck with one of those belly button cars.
Linda.......don't worry about the money being gone
my wife has a job.
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Re: If your aproaching 50
« Reply #38 on: Jan 13th, 2003, 2:41pm » |
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I am 51 and had my 1st "finger up the bum" test last week along with a blood test for PSA. It was not as bad as I expected and I was declared has having a "very smooth anal passage" with no iregularities of the prstate. My PSA levels were very low so I passed the test with flying colours. The colonoscapy thing sounds gross though. My doc says my blood test results rule out the need for this invasive (no kidding!) procedure at this time.
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« Reply #39 on: Jan 13th, 2003, 3:02pm » |
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Wow, Bob! This IS auspicious! Please don't get me wrong- your priorities are right on target, and I hope you enjoy every inch of chrome on that car!! We sold a "32 3-window Ford when our first was born. I really didn't mean to frighten you with the dart story-and the paint is fine.......Linda has a great idea-we could have a cruise-in, or, there's Hot August Nights???
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« Reply #40 on: Jan 13th, 2003, 3:11pm » |
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Hey, BobG-
Sooo, I know I'm gonna catch it for this one....but I have a gap in my education......what's a "belly button car"?
Cootie- Get that spoiler fixed and get on out here- we're gonna have a Cruise-In!!!! (can we wait till the rain stops- we have t-tops that leak.....on my head
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« Reply #41 on: Jan 13th, 2003, 3:15pm » |
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« Reply #42 on: Jan 13th, 2003, 3:51pm » |
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don...hey is beer half priced......I wanna get the gerbil drunk first. CathiP.....not sure how ta fix a busted spoiler....suppose I can duct tape it.....know where I can get bright yeller duct tape ta match my car till I can buy a new section....that cruise-in sounds like FUN.....all we can have round here is a plow-in.....I needa vacation.....you got raccoons out there...I need raccoon repeller whistels on my bumpers....wonder what they look like...prolly shaped like coyotees.......Pam ;D
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« Reply #43 on: Jan 13th, 2003, 3:51pm » |
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Order now and jonny will throw in a wheel and some wood chips for the gerbil absolutly FREE!!!
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« Reply #44 on: Jan 13th, 2003, 4:13pm » |
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Cathi,
Belly button car.........ya know, ordinary, everyday, run- of-the-mill
Belly buttons.......as in "everybody's got one"
oh yeah........just kidding 
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« Reply #45 on: Jan 13th, 2003, 4:30pm » |
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Hey group,
Made it through the colonoscopy this morning. The guys are right, it looks like a black rubber garden hose with a camera and a few other attachements.
Removed a few polyps but other that that I got a "clean bill of health". Honestly, I don't remember a whole bunch about it. I'm allergic to to demerol so the shot me up with moriphine ;D
An odd note, the proctologist asked me if I had been having and new problems lately. I told him about the cluster headaches and HE knew what I was talking about and how to treat them. He told me to keep after my doctor until I got what I wanted and that I was right on target! My question is; how come the proctolgist knows about cluster headaches??? BTH, the rest of the medical clue had no idea what I was talking about.
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« Reply #46 on: Jan 14th, 2003, 6:29pm » |
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Thanks for the reminder, Jonny.
As a few of you know, my dad died October 21st, 2002- 3 days before my son's 6th birthday-from colon cancer. He was 61. He never had a colonoscopy done and I never knew it. His liver was full of cancer when it was found and there was nothing that could be done. He turned a shade of yellow I hope I never see again. When he died, I lost my best friend. Daddy always gave me the freedom to be me and never passed judgment on my decisions. I miss him so much.
I promised myself I wouldn't cry, but I can't help it.
Thanks, Jonny, for starting a thread about this.
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« Reply #47 on: Jan 14th, 2003, 6:37pm » |
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Karen,
To tell ya the truth I started this thread as a joke but after reading the replies im glad its more of a serious thread than a funny one, If one person gets checked because of this thread i'll be extremly happy.
Sorry bout your Dad, I know that hurt to well.
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Re: If your aproaching 50
« Reply #48 on: Jan 14th, 2003, 6:43pm » |
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Sorry to read of your loss Karen. Losing a parent is a difficult time.
Thanks jonny -- even when you're messing around you help people.
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