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Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
« on: Dec 16th, 2003, 10:36am » |
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Linda H and Jayne will be going head to head in a pool tournament (three games) at the Nashville Convention in July.
There has been a lot of "smack" talk between the two about who is a better pool player.
Linda H thinks she has got what it takes to beat the Northern girl from England who grew up around the pub!!
Nearer the time (not now) we will be explaining how this event will be a fundraiser for Ouch.
Chalk that pool stick up Linda, and I'll see you at the Convention. *KNUCKLES CRACK*
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Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
« Reply #1 on: Dec 16th, 2003, 10:39am » |
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I'm throwing in the gauntlet - I'll take on any challengers. (mayber we could have a tourney - with the entry fees going to OUCH?)
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Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
« Reply #2 on: Dec 16th, 2003, 10:52am » |
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we have the money raising part under control Thomas Darling  . That will be unveiled at a later date 
Besides you don't want to go up against the two Titans Linda H and Jayne and look like a complete girly man.
HEY LINDA H CAT GOT YOUR TOUNGE!!!
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 16th, 2003, 11:12am » |
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on Dec 16th, 2003, 10:52am, Jayne wrote:
Besides you don't want to go up against the two Titans Linda H and Jayne and look like a complete girly man.!!! |
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I know you didn't just say that. 
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Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
« Reply #4 on: Dec 16th, 2003, 11:18am » |
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Any jello or mud involved?...
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 16th, 2003, 11:19am » |
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Did I stutter Thomas??????
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I opened this in anxious anticipation that I was going to read that you were planning a wrestling match...a blouse yanking, tit flailing, panty exposing c c c c CATFIGHT!
Now thats the kind of thing some of us guys and clusterdikes would heartily endorse.
Please consider mud, jello or honey.
Miniskirt billiards is my second choice.
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 16th, 2003, 11:23am » |
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As usual Den, you never fail to make me belly laugh. "Tit flailing" You dirty old codger 
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 16th, 2003, 11:30am » |
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on Dec 16th, 2003, 11:19am, Jayne wrote:| Did I stutter Thomas?????? |
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I certainly hope for your sake that you did. I would think an English Lady would have better manners. 
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Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
« Reply #9 on: Dec 16th, 2003, 11:33am » |
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Bollocks!!!
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Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
« Reply #10 on: Dec 16th, 2003, 12:27pm » |
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Keep in mind all ye who venture to play Jayne a few things:
A) She is a limey. They are born with pool cues and Guiness draughts in their hands.
B) She is sneaky relentless. She was being all coy and smiling and blah blah blah when I played her and my guard was let down. It was a brief glimpse into me being weak. That and the 14 beers I had consumed... Result? Jayne 3, Brian Nil.
C) I let her win.
That is all.
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Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
« Reply #11 on: Dec 16th, 2003, 12:32pm » |
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C. I let her win.
Yeah that must have been it Brian *twirling hair around my fingers*
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Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
« Reply #12 on: Dec 16th, 2003, 12:44pm » |
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Hey Jayne if I make it to the convention maybe I could thrash you at pool!!
Do you know how to make a snooker table laugh..? put your hand in it's pocket and tickle it's balls....
LBB....you just couldn't be bothered to play could you
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« Reply #13 on: Dec 16th, 2003, 2:05pm » |
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on Dec 16th, 2003, 12:44pm, cathy wrote:
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Uhhh, yeah...That was it. My ennui. And the booze. Jayne kept me from falling at one point, if my memory serves me correctly... Thanks, Jayne!!!
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Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
« Reply #14 on: Dec 16th, 2003, 2:37pm » |
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The mud and Jello are out!
But I suppose Jayne and I could be talked into wearing mini-skirts if Den puts up the money (for OUCH of course)
Chalking up my broom-stick Jayne!
Guess my mis-spent youth wasn't for nothing after all.
Let the games begin!!!!!!!!
LindaH he he he he he
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Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
« Reply #15 on: Dec 16th, 2003, 2:56pm » |
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$300.00!!!!!!!!
let the games begin!
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on Dec 16th, 2003, 2:56pm, Big_Dan wrote:$300.00!!!!!!!!
let the games begin!
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I assume (and hope) that your offer of $300 was for mud and jello. Thass too much for mini-skirt.
My name's Chloe, let's me and you rassle.
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Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
« Reply #17 on: Dec 16th, 2003, 5:46pm » |
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Linda, I seem to rember a verrry mini skirted baby doll night dress....
All for OUCH of course.
BTW. my money is on Linda.
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Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
« Reply #18 on: Dec 16th, 2003, 6:14pm » |
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Aww, let Thomas play. His stake should be that if he loses to either one or both of you, he has to re-register as Thomasina.
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« Reply #19 on: Dec 16th, 2003, 6:17pm » |
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No, I will not play with someone who uses their own gender as an intended insult. LMMFAO. Although the taste of victory would be sweet indeed.
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« Reply #20 on: Dec 16th, 2003, 6:19pm » |
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on Dec 16th, 2003, 6:14pm, Miklos wrote:| Aww, let Thomas play. His stake should be that if he loses to either one or both of you, he has to re-register as Thomasina. |
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Thomas: Should we start calling you Thomasina now ?
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Thomas: Should we start calling you Thomasina now ? |
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Probably not.
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« Reply #22 on: Dec 16th, 2003, 6:53pm » |
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Pool?......YAWN!!
Mastered it the 80's....running three tables was a nightly event.
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Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
« Reply #23 on: Dec 16th, 2003, 8:14pm » |
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Hey Linda....I didn't see tooooo much "smack" talk from
you this time......getting nervous love?
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Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
« Reply #24 on: Dec 16th, 2003, 8:33pm » |
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Hell NO!
and we are going to make Thomasina stick to golf.
This match is between us women. No holds barred. No slop and I don't want to hear you whine when I whoop your limey butt.
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