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echo
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Re: One liners for CH
« Reply #50 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 5:41pm » |
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"It can't hurt that bad"! "Now this paper cut is a different story". "Pain builts character". "It's not the size of the crap that matters, it's the smell that makes the differance". "I get those all the time". Remedy: Stand on your right foot, place your left heel to the middle of your chest and fart. All better.
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"If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it".
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TomM
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Re: One liners for CH
« Reply #51 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 5:52pm » |
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"You know, all head aches are the same."
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Lizzie2
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Re: One liners for CH
« Reply #52 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 6:34pm » |
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Oh I forgot this one from my boyfriend: "Pain allows us to know that we are still alive. Without pain, we wouldn't know if we were alive or dead." No, hon...more like, died already and gone straight to hell... grrr....
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Donna_D.
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Re: One liners for CH
« Reply #53 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 8:08pm » |
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My mother-in-law provided these gems... "I think it is all in your head...nothing can hurt THAT bad" "You just need to get over it" "I think you are just doing this for attention" "Are you sure you are not crazy or something?" "Blocking out the windows is NOT going to help you at all" "Just take some more advil...if that doesn't stop it then just deal with it, no one can help you" did I mention she is a Registered Nurse... Daughter in law of Nurse Ratchet Donna D.
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athos
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Re: One liners for CH
« Reply #54 on: Dec 20th, 2003, 1:08am » |
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Nurse Ratchet re-incarnated!!!
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athos
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Re: One liners for CH
« Reply #55 on: Dec 20th, 2003, 3:24pm » |
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Kinda feels that way
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shifteh
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Re: One liners for CH
« Reply #56 on: Dec 20th, 2003, 4:47pm » |
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"You just want to get out of work. " Just use that one three or four times. "Are you feeling depressed? A little down?" reply: "Yeah, that blinding pain in my fucking left eye is starting to wear on me."
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