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« Reply #25 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 3:56pm » |
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on Dec 18th, 2003, 3:37pm, CathiP wrote:
Oh, and I know a CLOWN thar lives in North Cackalacky, Slammy....Be afraid...be very afraid!!
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There is no such place as NORTH Cackalacky. There is a SOUTH Cackalacky. There is a NORTH Carolina.
Just tryin' to keep everyone edumacated.
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« Reply #26 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 3:57pm » |
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We do have the movie studio here in Wilmington. They are always filming something.
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« Reply #27 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 3:59pm » |
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Slammy, pay no attention to that "female" that warned you about this CLOWN!!! She is a bitter ole bitty!
This is God's country here! And some darn fine wimmins here too! Nothing like lounging back with a nice Tanqueray Gin and Tonic (better than a mint julip) on the verandah, and watching the world go by!
Nice open country, NO Californy smog! Great mountains, fantastic beaches, and one or two nice clusterbuddies! I have to warn you about the rest of the clusterheads out in the area! They are NUTS!!! Ya gots these whacko wimmins, Little Deb, Paigella, NancyC, Elaine, Mia, NotH20, and even Roxy comes to town some too! WOW! Maybe I should leave the state!!! And then you gots some refined southern gentlemen, like BrianY (who kisses great!) Patrick, Mikey, and of course, the sexiest of all ME!
So come on out and enjoy the good life!
Chuck
PS: I will need your help to try and tame that Limey Bimbo when she gets here in July! Lord help the US of A, and NC when she gets here!
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« Reply #28 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 4:08pm » |
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Well, B...ya LBB.....perhaps you could be lulled out of your ennui long enough to 'splain the big ole diff, here.....specifically.......what IS a Cackalacky....and why is North denied one and South granted one? HMMMM????
As for Slammy's arrival there.....Hey, it's about time you East Coasters learn to live it up like a So Cal Beach BUM...right, Slamm-man?
Ummmm, surf's DOWN, dudes and dudettes.......
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« Reply #29 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 4:12pm » |
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Quote:Slammy, pay no attention to that "female" that warned you about this CLOWN!!! She is a bitter ole bitty!
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 .......uhh ummm errr sorry DG didn't see you there...LOOK...did you see what Chuck said about YOU....lmao...Hey Chuck your in weal big twubble now.... 
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« Reply #30 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 4:15pm » |
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Chuck...I know WAAYYY too many secrets for you to pick on me.....I am your worst nightmare, dontchaknowwww...
Come to think of it, I believe Cathy is just doing this a deflection.......seems to me you have DISSED her as well....
Don't mess with DG 
You've been warned.......
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« Reply #31 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 4:21pm » |
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Slam,
All you'll need is a pair of them farmer pants, a dog, shotgun and a pickup truck and you will fit right in....LMMFAO
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« Reply #32 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 4:52pm » |
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Okay Chuck - so what if us "wimmins' are a little nuts? You crazy clusterhead men made us this way!
Now Jonny, I don't have any farmer pants, I don't have a pick up and I don't have a shotgun. But I do have a dog. So, now I know why I don't like NC, I just don't fit in. I am glad you told me what I needed to help.
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« Reply #33 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 5:09pm » |
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Your mug shots haven't reached the East Coast Post Offices yet.
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« Reply #34 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 5:13pm » |
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First prize would have been someplace in Texas.
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« Reply #35 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 5:38pm » |
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on Dec 18th, 2003, 5:09pm, don wrote:| Your mug shots haven't reached the East Coast Post Offices yet. |
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Hold those mug shots....I need to kick him in the teeth so he has the real pumkin smile to fit in
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« Reply #36 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 6:00pm » |
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Slammy, you are just gonna love the East Coast. Lots of us live within driving distance, and unlike CA .... you can drive 500 miles in 10 hours !!!!!!! Watch out NC, you are only a stones (ok, maybe 10 stones) thow away !
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Re: Wait till they get a load of Slammy!
« Reply #37 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 6:22pm » |
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on Dec 18th, 2003, 6:00pm, OneEyeBlind wrote:| and unlike CA .... you can drive 500 miles in 10 hours !!!!!!! |
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Why would I want to take 10 hours to drive 500 miles when I can drive 400 miles to San Francisco in 5 hours?
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Hey! I got that going for me! 
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Texas? That's incentive to be in NC. " It could have been worse.. they could have relocated you to Texas!"
Ugggh!
Quote:| All you'll need is a pair of them farmer pants, a dog, shotgun and a pickup truck and you will fit right in. |
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I have to get new pants, new dog, a new gun, and a new truck! Maybe I can negotiate those in the relocation package!
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That's it! Everyone out of the pool!
" Everytime I try to get out, they PULL me back in! "
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« Reply #38 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 7:01pm » |
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Well I will finally get to met Slammy! Your only be a few Hours from me. There is going to be a geathering of some of us The end of January, you should take a trip and check us out and the town.
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Re: Wait till they get a load of Slammy!
« Reply #39 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 7:11pm » |
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Hey E-Babe! 
I should be going out there several times between Jan and March, so we should be able to hook up. I know that I will be in Cary, NC. They told me that Cary stands for " Containment Area for Relocated Yankees".
But I'm a So-Cal Man... not a Yankee!
btw.... isn't the sun supposed to set over the ocean? 
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« Reply #40 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 7:15pm » |
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Great Smoky Mountains.
Soon as we pay off the house we are going to build another one there.
See ya Slammy.
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« Reply #41 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 7:16pm » |
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on Dec 18th, 2003, 2:51pm, Slammy wrote:
Hmm..... LOL! no I don't! LOL! What do they say?
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oh..........I'm SOOOOO sorry, Slammy ........... but if you dont know - i CANNOT tell.
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« Reply #42 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 7:19pm » |
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Hey Slammy!
You're gonna leave beautiful downtown Oxnard???? WTF are you thinking man?
BTW......Sun sets over the Pacific
Good luck to you Sir. Get ya sum o dem farmers pants a straw fer yer tooth, and let us all know how yer do-in, ya hear?
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« Reply #43 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 7:23pm » |
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on Dec 18th, 2003, 7:19pm, Linda_Howell wrote:
You're gonna leave beautiful downtown Oxnard???? WTF are you thinking man?
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I know, huh? LOL! What am I? New? LMAO!!!
I'm gonna miss SuperTacos at 2am on 5th St.! Hahahah!
Oh shit! I just thought of something! is North Carolina in the Bible Belt???? They are going to send me straight to Hell!
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« Reply #44 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 7:27pm » |
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OMG........am I gonna have to get you a map like I gave to Michelle? another geography drop-out....sigh.
Bible belt-ers are in the middle of the country Slam-man, so you're safe.
and I think they probably have taco-bells where you're going. LindaH
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« Reply #45 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 7:32pm » |
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Slam.....a few tips.
Practice the language. Start with a couple of marbles in your cheek.....then move on to talking thru molasses w/o spilling any.
Since you still have all your teeth, you're going to stick out like a sore thumb.
Grits are both a food and a humaniform.
Tin cents is different from tin cans...but not by much.
Put the moonshine in a bottlecap. Light it with a match. If it doesn't burn with a blue flame, don't drink it.....or at least not too much.
You'll hear these phrases a lot. Get used to it:
"You ain't from around here, are ya, boy?" and
"Take down them panties....."
Good Ole Boy, not a Redneck.........
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on Dec 18th, 2003, 7:32pm, Mr.Happy wrote:| "Take down them panties....." |
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Im dying here......LMMFAO
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« Reply #47 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 7:44pm » |
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yeah me too Jonny...OMG I haven't laughed this hard since the porch.
Linda or whatever my name is. Can't remember.
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« Reply #48 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 7:50pm » |
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Ok Slammy,
Here is my  .
Here I am, in North Raleigh area. Still not sure what I think about it, moving here from California, too. Been here 2 1/2 years now. It's ok. The best thing I can tell you about the Raleigh area...I'm here!!
Lots of unusual, huge, bugs. Lots of snakes. Lots of beautiful golf courses. 3 hours from the beach, or 3 hours from the mountains. 3 hours to Norfolk. 8-10 hrs to Orlando. 8 1/2 hours from Nashville for the convention in July.
My husband works in Cary. He drives about 35 min. We live a little north of Raleigh, in Frankilin County. Taxes are lower, houses cheaper, less crowded. Now coming from California, Cary won't seem very crowded to you either. But we wanted to have property. Cary is overgrown, and expensive in comparison.
Anyway, we are having a get together at my house Jan. 31st weekend of clusterheads. You and the family are welcome. We have lots of floor space,and hotels nearby. Kids are welcome. You can stay here anytime on your travels, and I would love to drive you around the area, and show you the hot spots!
What do you do, and who are you trasferring with??
We reloc'd with Wachovia.
I am excited that you are coming here!! Can't wait to meet you! Hope you can make the Jan. get together.
IM me anytime, or email. I can send you pics, maps, newspapers.
Yes, it is true, the people here are slow as hell, drive like crap, and pick their noses at red lights. The food sucks in my book. Don't care for collard greens or grits. It's hard to find a Starbucks. Cigarettes are way cheaper. There are actually alot of people here from California, New York, and Pennsyvania. It is very pretty, and people are very nice. The people at McDonald's still screw up your order, that's not just in California. Krispy Kreme originated here!! But there is only one damn store. You have to buy the cold ones at the gas stations.
The rain storms are great. The humidity sucks. No earthquakes. But they close EVERYTHING in case of snow, ice, hurricanes, or a bad wind storm. Electircity goes out alot, but not because the state didn't pay the bill!! LOL
OK, shutting up.....little deb
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« Reply #49 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 7:52pm » |
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And every church you pass is a southern Baptist. And there are LOTS of them.
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