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Re: Wait till they get a load of Slammy!
« Reply #50 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 8:13pm » |
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on Dec 18th, 2003, 7:27pm, Linda_Howell wrote:OMG........am I gonna have to get you a map like I gave to Michelle? another geography drop-out....sigh.
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Linda, darling, you are looking at the WRONG map! You obviously don't live here! There are more churches and preachers here, than fruitcakes in California!
Not only is this deeply in the bible belt, it is also (from what I have been told) the origin and headquarters of the KKK!
Such cultural advantages!
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Re: Wait till they get a load of Slammy!
« Reply #51 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 8:22pm » |
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Fruit-cakes in California?????
I resemble that remark.
The Bible-belt to me has always been right down the middle of the US....(no political intention here) That, of course is not to say that the East coast has no churches of course......Even sin City where BobG lives has churches. Even fruit-cake Central has churches. Just ask all them celebs where they go to church. huh huh?
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Re: Wait till they get a load of Slammy!
« Reply #52 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 8:27pm » |
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*sigh*
trading Earthquakes ( seldom) for Hurricanes ( seasonal), Tornadoes (seasonal), and ice storms ( seasonal)!
Not to mention HUMIDITY! Sheesh! I wilt when it exceeds 50% here! And that is at 80 degrees! 
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Re: Wait till they get a load of Slammy!
« Reply #53 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 8:33pm » |
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Fruitcakes and California in the same sentence? Kinda redundant I'd say.
Did you know, using percentages and population numbers and quantum physicals, there are more churches in Vegas than any other city in the whole world.
There is also more Californians. Them suckers are everywhere!
Hey Slammy, at least it's not East Virginia.
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Re: Wait till they get a load of Slammy!
« Reply #54 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 8:35pm » |
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on Dec 18th, 2003, 8:33pm, BobG wrote:
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Or Texas, Bob! 
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Re: Wait till they get a load of Slammy!
« Reply #55 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 8:56pm » |
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So there you go Slammy.
You have all of our good wishes(read: condolances)
to go to the East Coast and have yerself a good ole time. Churches not withstanding. Would you like us to all write you a letter of reccomendation?? I thought not.
You'll do well my friend. I just know it.
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Re: Wait till they get a load of Slammy!
« Reply #56 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 8:58pm » |
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...well DAYum JIM.... good to see ya... and sorry to hear you have to leave Arnold'sWorld....(NOT!)
but what Little deb said:
Quote:Yes, it is true, the people here are slow as hell, drive like crap, and pick their noses at red lights. The food sucks in my book. Don't care for collard greens or grits. It's hard to find a Starbucks. Cigarettes are way cheaper. There are actually alot of people here from California, New York, and Pennsyvania. It is very pretty, and people are very nice. The people at McDonald's still screw up your order, that's not just in California. Krispy Kreme originated here!! But there is only one damn store. You have to buy the cold ones at the gas stations.
The rain storms are great. The humidity sucks. No earthquakes. But they close EVERYTHING in case of snow, ice, hurricanes, or a bad wind storm. Electircity goes out alot, but not because the state didn't pay the bill!! LOL |
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...is true of TEXAS in SPADES!!!
(except for the nose-pickin' part...she says that like it's a BAD THING.....wtf?)
and if I can *survive* after movin' from Maaaantana to Texas...
...you can do the same in North Carolina..... just don't (please!?) take up dippin' snoose and takin' LONG lunches at H TERS like the locals here in Austin do......
best, notfer
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Re: Wait till they get a load of Slammy!
« Reply #57 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 2:14am » |
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on Dec 18th, 2003, 7:50pm, Little Deb wrote:| You have to buy the cold ones at the gas stations. |
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Talk about a great locale. What more could you want?
I'd trade the whole state of Pennsylvania for One Acre of North Carolina.......
It just doesn't get any better,
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Re: Wait till they get a load of Slammy!
« Reply #58 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 8:09am » |
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Lil Deb is right people here can't drive for shit. I don't eat collards or grits. I am still not sure what the hell anyone eats that for. But I am dead on the coast so I get fresh seafood, which is the best part of being on the coast.
Now Deb can't find a Starbucks, but I have 3 of them that are fairly close by. WHICH DEB AND CHUCK ARE SUPPOSE TO COME THE HELL DOWN HERE AND GET COFFEE WITH ME! I am still waiting!
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Re: Wait till they get a load of Slammy!
« Reply #59 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 8:47am » |
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I just all of y'all to know that my feelings are deeply hurt by your views of southerners. My heart is, quite frankly, broken.
Now, I got a lynching to attend, if you'll excuse me.
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Re: Wait till they get a load of Slammy!
« Reply #60 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 9:14am » |
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on Dec 18th, 2003, 8:27pm, Slammy wrote:*sigh*
Not to mention HUMIDITY! Sheesh! I wilt when it exceeds 50% here! And that is at 80 degrees! |
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Uh-oh. Poor Slammy... does this mean you'll have to buckle and wear seersucker  If you do, please, PLEASE refrain from the bowtie situation.
Unless you like that sort of thing.
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Re: Wait till they get a load of Slammy!
« Reply #61 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 10:17am » |
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I am deeply, deeply offended....
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Re: Wait till they get a load of Slammy!
« Reply #62 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 10:28am » |
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Brian_Y: By the tenor of your posts, I find it hard to believe that you can be offended by anyone or anything.
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Re: Wait till they get a load of Slammy!
« Reply #63 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 10:32am » |
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on Dec 19th, 2003, 9:14am, Peppermint wrote:
PLEASE refrain from the bowtie situation.
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I think that might be dependent on exactly what you do with the ties.........
God forbid, that you actually wear them.
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Re: Wait till they get a load of Slammy!
« Reply #64 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 10:39am » |
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on Dec 19th, 2003, 10:32am, Roxy wrote:
I think that might be dependent on exactly what you do with the ties.........
God forbide, that you actually wear them.
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ahhh..... I should have been more specific. I am against the actual wearing of bowties on the neck.
Tying on the other hand, can be lots of fun.
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Re: Wait till they get a load of Slammy!
« Reply #65 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 11:07am » |
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on Dec 19th, 2003, 10:28am, Miklos wrote:| Brian_Y: By the tenor of your posts, I find it hard to believe that you can be offended by anyone or anything. |
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You are correct. It is impossible to offend me. Membership does have its privileges, after all.
And I wear bow ties.
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Re: Wait till they get a load of Slammy!
« Reply #66 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 11:22am » |
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Frankly, I would wear (and have worn) bowties regularly; however, the pot belly kind of spoils the effect. Tie 'em myself, too. Wearing clip-on bowties is like wearing falsies; they look OK, but they ain't real.
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Re: Wait till they get a load of Slammy!
« Reply #67 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 11:40am » |
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Yep Ya'll, i love it here in the great state of North Carolina.....(Gods Country)....Beautiful Mountains to the west, and Beautiful Beaches to the east, and the best looking man in the state (me) right in the middle!! Sorry Chuck, but popular opinion states that you are wrong!!
Slammy, if you have trouble with humidity, then you in BIG TROUBLE......We have 90% to 100% humidity in 80 degree wheather sometimes! Get ready to sweat dude!
As for Brain, yep he does wear bow ties, because when ole Chuckles laid that BIG OLE KISS on him at the S.C. gathering, that tie staightend right out, it looked like it had been ironed out or something..lmao..  ...OH, and i got to mention beer, UNC State Wolfpack Football, UNC Tarheel basketball, and the Carolina Panthers!!!......GO PANTHERS!!!!
Did i mention the sun rises over the ocean..Sets over the mountains....BEAUTIFUL.......
Mikey likes NC.
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Re: Wait till they get a load of Slammy!
« Reply #68 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 12:42pm » |
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on Dec 19th, 2003, 11:40am, Mikey wrote:Yep Ya'll, i love it here in the great state of North Carolina.....(Gods Country)....Did i mention the sun rises over the ocean..Sets over the mountains....BEAUTIFUL.......
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Oh, baby! When is my next trip to Buxton?
I want pics of NC babes...Paige.
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Re: Wait till they get a load of Slammy!
« Reply #69 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 4:07pm » |
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I'm trying to figure this "beer thing" out. I'm coming from Southern California, not Outer Mongolia!
Is the beer different in NC? Or is it that I have to consume more since it will sweat out of me faster than I can put it down? 
It seems that the best reasons to relocate out there are: And not necessarily in this order.... ;0
1. Deb
2. Paige
3. Slammy Pic not yet posted at the Post Office.
4. Virgin Slammy territory!
5. Warmer waters at the beach!
6. Beer Thrus!?
7. Same time zone as Jonny, Elaine, Don, and a bunch other knuckleheads clusterheads!
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« Reply #70 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 4:10pm » |
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I think you are right to put Deb and myself at the top of the list.
But please, please, don't eat collards. That is the slimiest food. I am not sure why people in the south eat weeds, but I just can't do it.
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Re: Wait till they get a load of Slammy!
« Reply #71 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 4:56pm » |
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on Dec 19th, 2003, 4:07pm, Slammy wrote:I'm trying to figure this "beer thing" out. I'm coming from Southern California, not Outer Mongolia!
Is the beer different in NC? Or is it that I have to consume more since it will sweat out of me faster than I can put it down?
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I pop open a brewskie everytime I cross from VA to NC on Battlefeild Blvd just past State Line Honda. If ya ever been to the Outer Banks, you know EXACTLY what I mean. In NC is the only place Renee will allow me to have a beer while driving...and for good reason. Everyone drives on the beach w/ beers open. Shit...my Expedition has 4 beer holders in dash board alone not to mention the giant cooler on the front bumper. It's like Ford knew how Carolinians drive....
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Re: Wait till they get a load of Slammy!
« Reply #72 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 6:12pm » |
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Ditto Tom!!!....You got the beach cruisin down pat Bro!!
Mikey likes cruising the beach with an open beer!!
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Re: Wait till they get a load of Slammy!
« Reply #73 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 8:02pm » |
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Well now, Slam, looks like all that hard work finally paid off.
chin up and secure yer overalls, and whatever ya do don't start singing with the locals 
happy trails feller
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