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PC Season's Greetings.
« on: Dec 18th, 2003, 5:36pm »
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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all; and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2003, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
 
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
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Re: PC Season's Greetings.
« Reply #1 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 6:13pm »
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OMG ........ yea all that ......... and Merry Christmas !!!!!!!!!
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Re: PC Season's Greetings.
« Reply #2 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 6:24pm »
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Happy Solstice, Merry New year? All that other stuff too.
 
See ya at the Oak King festival next spring.
 
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Re: PC Season's Greetings.
« Reply #3 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 8:18pm »
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ROTFLMMFAO!   (or is that a NON PC remark?)
 
(I am SO confused!)
 
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Re: PC Season's Greetings.
« Reply #4 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 9:15pm »
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Uh......Thanks if that's not offensive.
 
Wasn't that you circling the campfire playing your lyre chanting to Gaia the earth goddess and celebrating the winter solstice?  
 
Cool.
 
Merry Christmas.  
 
Full of nog, Charlie
 
 
 
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Re: PC Season's Greetings.
« Reply #5 on: Dec 18th, 2003, 9:30pm »
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I think the warranty expired while you were typing your note.
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Re: PC Season's Greetings.
« Reply #6 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 2:30am »
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I had my attorney go over this and he said i could say this to you all "ditto" Thomas.  At least now my attorney is responsable for any legal flack.  Nice to see another ACLU member on the board here Thomas Roll Eyes .
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Re: PC Season's Greetings.
« Reply #7 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 8:18am »
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on Dec 19th, 2003, 2:30am, 12gagueblast wrote:
Nice to see another ACLU member on the board here Thomas Roll Eyes .

I think I'm gonna die, that's the funniest thing I've seen in weeks.
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 8:29am »
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Okay, I checked the law books and it is not void here.  So Merry Christmas or whatever!
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« Reply #9 on: Dec 19th, 2003, 9:38am »
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Working for a large Housing Corporation I've learned to produce muti page correspondance thats says absolutely nothing.
 
I condense that talent into short posts here.
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