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Things That Piss Me Off
« on: Dec 21st, 2003, 9:08pm » |
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• Medical
Clusterheadaches
Clusterheadaches
Clusterheadaches
ER Doctors
Clueless Doc and Neuros
Meds that don't work
Meds that do work, but have such horrid side effects that it is not worth taking them.
Snake Oil
Cod liver Oil - grandma used to make me take it
needles
pills
patches
MRI's
CT's
People that do not underst and and are clueless
people that do understand and are still clueless
• Social behaviour
people who can't take hints
people who give hints so subtle they're impossible to get, and then complain that people can't take hints
people who never give hints in the first place, and then complain that people can't take hints
people who swear at you in a foreign language, thinking that you can't understand them, but you really can
people who don't respond in metric when you ask them about temperature, distance, or volume
people who don't respond in metric when you ask them about temperature, distance, or volume because they know you don't know the imperial system
people who try to look and dress like their idols (esp. Kurt Cobain and Marilyn Manson) as if it's somehow going to make them cooler
people who try to look and dress like their idols, and who wear T-shirts featuring the idol they're trying to emulate
• Customer service representatives
salespeople who have no appreciable knowledge of the product they're selling
salespeople who have no appreciable knowledge of the product they're selling, yet try to fake it anyway
repair technicians who refuse to accept your diagnosis of the problem, even though you know twice as much as them
repair technicians who refuse to accept your diagnosis of the problem, even though you know twice as much as them, and then charge you for the quotation on the same diagnosis you made
repair technicians who refuse to accept your diagnosis of the problem, make their own incorrect diagnosis, and then 'fix' the machine, failing to correct the original problem
repair technicians who refuse to accept your diagnosis of the problem, make their own incorrect diagnosis, and then 'fix' the machine, failing to correct the original problem, and creating a new one in the process
• Conformists
jocks
preppies
macho heavy-metal tyes
nonconformists who conform to some nonconformist clique
nerds for whom Star Trek takes precedence over personal hygiene
• Preachers
druggies with an attitude
non-druggies with an attitude
ex-druggies with a mission
• Gift-giving
people who give you presents just so that you're obligated to get them one in return
people who give you a present you already have, and you have to pretend that you're thrilled to get one
people who give you a present that you don't like, and you have to pretend that you do
people who give you a present they know you don't want, just so that they can borrow it from you later on
• Clothing
getting a big stain on your clothes just before you leave for work/school in the morning
getting a big stain on your clothes just before you leave for work/school in the morning, and not noticing until much later in the afternoon when some kind soul has the discretion to quietly point it out to you
getting a big stain on your clothes just before you leave for work/school in the morning, and not noticing until much later in the afternoon when people start pointing and laughing at you
plaid pants
No Fear shirts
any name-brand T-shirts that are supposed to be cool just because they have a stupid slogan on them
• Capitalism
companies who try to make money off of dead celebrities by selling 'commemorative' stamps and dishes
companies who try to make money off of dead musicians by releasing 'greatest hits' albums every couple years, with pretty much the same songs on them every time
• Driving
people who drive slower than I do
people who drive faster than I do
people who run through yellow lights when I'm trying to make a left-hand turn
people who don't get completely into the turning lane to turn
people who don't signal until halfway into their turn
people who don't signal turns at all
when you start driving away from your house and three blocks later you realize you forgot something at home
locking your car keys in your car
locking your house keys in your car
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Re: Things That Piss Me Off
« Reply #1 on: Dec 21st, 2003, 9:09pm » |
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• Dogs
poodles
bichons
chihuahuas
Yorkshire terriers
dachshunds
any other dog whose IQ is equal to its weight in kilograms
• Movies
when movies sell out just before you get to the ticket teller
when movies sell out just before you get to the ticket teller, on the last night that movie is playing
when movies sell out just before you get to the ticket teller, on the last night that movie is playing, and there are no other movies worth seeing
people who talk during movies
people who narrate the movie as it's happening ("He's dead!", "Oh, now they're driving away!", etc.)
people who shout out commands to the characters on the screen ("Say something!", "Don't go in there!", etc.)
children who go, "Ewwww!" during scenes of kissing or nudity
teenagers and adults who go, "Ewwww!" during scenes of kissing or nudity
people who laugh inappropriately at serious or horrific scenes (murders, rapes, etc.)
• Food
the standard serving size of Kraft Dinner is too much to eat at once
• Music
when a CD is over and you forgot to turn auto-repeat on, but are too lazy to get up yourself and press play again
singles whose B-sides are just remixes of the A-side
singles whose B-sides are dance remixes of the A-side
The Barenaked Ladies
The Spice Girls
The Smashing Pumpkins
The Presidents of the United States of America
The Cardigans
Aqua
Jewel
Guns 'n' Roses
West Side Story
Starlight Express
crap music (note the silent 'c')
'adult contemporary' music
country music
dance music
Billy Corgan
Axl Rose
John Denver
Elvis Presley
Nana Mouskouri
Billy Corgan (again)
George Harrison
Ringo Starr
Yoko Ono
• Actors
Alicia Silverstone
Ellen Degeneres
William Shatner
The entire cast of Star Trek: Voyager
Brett Butler
• Cartoons
the Care Bears
the Smoggies
the Rug Rats
Robbie the Rainbow
• Wording
people who say "try and" instead of "try to"
people who say "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less". If you could care less about something, then you obviously place some sort of value on it, don't you?
people who say "all but" as if it were an intensifier instead of a negative. Listen, you people — "all but" means "everything except"! If something was "all but destroyed", then it wasn't, repeat, was not destroyed!
people who talk about "human rights" when they're really talking about legal or constitutional rights
people who talk about "human rights" when they're really talking about privileges
people who use "literally" as if it were an intensifier. "Oh, when I saw what she did, my jaw literally hit the floor!" Oh really? I don't see any bruises there...
people who use quotation marks as if they were intensifiers, especially on signs promoting "free" drinks or "real" ice cream
improperly used (or neglected) apostrophes
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Re: Things That Piss Me Off
« Reply #2 on: Dec 21st, 2003, 9:17pm » |
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um..............is that you final answer? 
JK, I gather you are having a rough time as of late?. Sorry ya got the blues homey. Gotta say though, woulda been simpler to just say ya hate everyone.
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Re: Things That Piss Me Off
« Reply #3 on: Dec 21st, 2003, 9:32pm » |
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Hey, Elvis doesn't belong in that list 
Scratch him off and put in Any and all people that have cell phones. Turn the f*ckin' things off and get a life!
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Re: Things That Piss Me Off
« Reply #4 on: Dec 21st, 2003, 9:47pm » |
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Just needed a vent and this fit the bill
Don't hate everybody...
Just get annoyed by them now and then
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Re: Things That Piss Me Off
« Reply #5 on: Dec 21st, 2003, 9:58pm » |
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I couldn't control myself here's a few more:
Having to repeat myself more than twice: (if you didn't hear me the first time, then either you weren't meant to hear it or you weren't paying attention)
Folks who don't know how to manage their time: (I have to be at the airport in 20 minutes 20 miles away so I think I'll have a nice well done 18oz. steak dinner to kill time)
"Can I have that expensive filet mignon well done pls?" ( nuff said)
Those select few "holier than thou types" who spend all week wallowing in sin and treat you like shit on Sunday, because they are church going Christians and think they are better than you because of it: (always a favorite, don't be upset with me cause you have 9 billion hail-marys to say before you can feel you are "square" with Jesus again. Here's a helpfull hint............you were NEVER square with the Lord you conceited bastard)
People with no tact or considderation of others.
Total disregard for the property of others.
Terrorists: ( Hey lets murder as many innocents who don't worship the same as us....even though we haven't been able to make up our minds what we want)
People who flaunt their wealth.
Racial Prejudice (don't even get me started I hate everyone equally)
Soft porn............good grief whats the point?
People with no sense of humor.
People who are obviously self-centered and self serving and honestly believe they aren't.
people who don't know when they are about to recieve an asswhoopin for being stupid.
People who drive while talking on their cell phones.
I'll probably have more later,
Ramon
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Re: Things That Piss Me Off
« Reply #6 on: Dec 21st, 2003, 10:26pm » |
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In the last several days I have recieved some calls from very good people who have been treated like shit.
I hate: Those people
LindaH, who doesn't hate very often.
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Re: Things That Piss Me Off
« Reply #7 on: Dec 21st, 2003, 11:06pm » |
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ATHOS12,
I sure hope you are feeling better !
Is there anything that DOES NOT piss you off ?
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Re: Things That Piss Me Off
« Reply #8 on: Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:19am » |
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haha i ALWAYS think of things that piss me off! (is that a sign i'm a pessimist? well i already know that i am! so that's ok...  )
*people that drive slowly in the left hand lane of the highway and will NOT move over under any circumstance.
*people that drive slowly in the left hand lane of the highway, and you are unable to pass them on the right, forcing you to suffer driving slowly behind them, cursing under your breath the whole way, especially when they won't move back over when there is an opening.
*someone driving slowly FINALLY moves over into the right lane, so you pass them, and then they get behind you and tail the shit out of you. ok if you could drive this fast in the first place, WHY WEREN'T YOU?! lol
*when guys spit...gross
*ultra-religious fanatics in state college who try to convert me to their religion, refusing to accept the fact that I already have my own religion of choice, and instead send me endless amounts of emails telling me when and where their services are and that they will pray for me to come out of sin and walk into the light with their religion.
*people who read the newspaper in class and then correct the professor because they feel they are too smart to pay attention and smarter than the professor so they can correct all his mistakes
*people who say, "You look tired..." I did NOT spend 1.5 hours getting ready in the morning (trying to look nice) for you to tell me I look tired! If I wanted you to say that, I would have just rolled out of bed, thrown on a pair of sweats and a t-shirt and come to class!
*Loud partiers, screaming drunk people, loud partiers and screaming drunk people in my apartment complex at 4am on a Wednesday night when I have class at 8am.
*People who don't pay attention and then ask dumb questions.
*Being forced to pretend I like people when I don't. LOL My friend and I said last week that we like our antisocial selves. Antisocial people have friends...they just also tend to be the antisocial types who would rather be alone! When I am forced to be in a group and forced to be all happy and fake...that makes me unhappy!
I'm sure I'll think of more later. haha
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« Reply #9 on: Dec 22nd, 2003, 4:51am » |
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Cootie won't love you for the Dog one as she breeds them herself (well , not literally  )
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Re: Things That Piss Me Off
« Reply #10 on: Dec 22nd, 2003, 9:53am » |
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on Dec 21st, 2003, 9:32pm, BobG wrote:Hey, Elvis doesn't belong in that list
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Thats right Bob, and while they are at it. Pull over to the side of the road when you get a call that is that important!
Me and a friend went to the cinema. He is a big cell phone user. Before the movie started, it said on the screen to turn off all cell phones, I casually mentioned he needed to turn his off. He didnt! 5 minutes into the movie, his cell phone rang. I told him to turn the bastard off. The rude MF'er talked while the movie was on and pissed many people off. Then it rang again 20 minutes into the movie and about 10 people got up and ratted him out. I laughed at the Mf'er when they escorted his ass out of the cinema, and laughed even more when the movie was over because he had to wait for me.
People who use Cell phones at the movies, Restaraunts and in their cars are RUDE!
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I'd quote the serenity prayer here...but that would make me appear to be one of the
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I hate it when I think I can sneak a lil fart out and a tiny bit of poop pops out instead....especially during my competency hearing or when I'm just about to go down the runway to model swimwear.
Other than that ....I am pretty much OK with life.
Walk in the sunshine
den
PS: The thing about men having breasts still puzzles me...butt it doesn't piss me off.
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« Reply #12 on: Dec 22nd, 2003, 11:54am » |
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People who complain about things that piss them off...JUST KIDDING 
a lot of things piss me off, It would take up an entire two pages if I began listing them, I try to be a nice forgiving pisson, oops I mean person, but man some people are so clueless, and have a complete lack of common and HUMAN decency! I'm not going to even get started, I won't stop, and its CHRISTmas, so I need to be in the forgiving spirit!
Merry CHRISTmas to All and to All PFDAN!
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« Reply #13 on: Dec 22nd, 2003, 4:15pm » |
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No really Athos, don't hold back; just say what you feel man.
I know what you mean on alot of those.
Peece,
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Re: Things That Piss Me Off
« Reply #14 on: Dec 22nd, 2003, 6:41pm » |
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The one thing that evokes from me most colorful expletives: That there are no longer post paid return envelopes. God, this pisses me off.
People who think I want news or care about California homicides, or who’s on Larry King.
It’s a short list kids.....for now. 
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Re: Things That Piss Me Off
« Reply #15 on: Dec 22nd, 2003, 7:52pm » |
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Gotta say though, woulda been simpler to just say ya hate everyone.
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Cerberus,
All of that just pisses me off... There are only a special few that I hate.
The only one that I really get to the point of hate is an old Step Father.... He used to pund his finger in my chest as well as kick me in the chest from age 12-16... By that time I was bigger than he was and he wasn't as confident then.
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Re: Things That Piss Me Off
« Reply #16 on: Dec 22nd, 2003, 8:07pm » |
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... bengels.
... broncos.
... and vikings.
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