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C. Lind not C. Moore...
« on: Dec 24th, 2003, 9:19am »
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Pain free wishes fOr a yUletide Christmas Holiday,  
 
Twas the night before Christmas and all through house
Not a beast was stirring, all hopes were with OUCH
 
The imitrex bottles were stashed by the chair,  
No need to use them the beast won't be there
 
The sufferers were nestled all snug in their beds,  
They all slept peacefully, nothing to dread
 
Oxygen bottles in the corners with their cap,  
We settled our brains for a long winters nap
 
When out of my reverie there arose such a clatter
I sprang from my bed, not believing what was the matter
 
Away to the bathroom I flew in a flash,  
Tore open the cabinets and searched for my stash
 
The sweat on my brow from this unexpected blow
gave rise to a fear that no one should know
 
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But my supporter with ice, his love so clear
 
With a hop and a curse it came on so quick  
I knew in a moment this was no trick
 
More rapid than eagles with a fury it came
And I howled and screamed with the familiar pain
 
Now Dashing, and Dancing now Prancing and fixin
to find my O2 mask before my heart rate quickens
 
Try to be quiet don't bang your head on the wall
The liters are fast, the tank it looms tall
 
Just like the rains that with the wild hurricane fly,  
I know that I can't stop, I'm going to cry
 
So to the kitchen down the stairs I flew
Must get the coffee started to brew
 
And then with a pinching I felt the proof
My eyeball exploded even pain in my tooth
 
As I drew in my breath and was turning around  
There was my supporter, love abound.
 
He said go find the imitrex and stamped his foot
Under my eyes the circles black as soot,  
 
My tears still flowed I couldn't hold back
I ran to the living room where is that sack
 
My eye how it burned, all I saw looked bleary
My nose started running I knew I looked scary
 
My temple was hurting, My ice in tow
Where is that imitrex, Where did it go
 
The needles I found as I gritted my teeth,  
Time to inject, left or right cheek?
 
The prednisone left me with a huge round belly
that shook when I rocked like a bowl full of jelly
 
I was chubby and plump a right miserable old elf
and I knew it would pass, I'd injected myself
 
I rocked and I paced, wanting to be dead
when I heard a sound, and I turned my head
 
He spoke not a word, supporting his work
He held me close not wanting to lurk
 
The pain it subsided, I wiped my nose,  
And giving a nod up the stairs we rose
 
He tucked me back in, and gave a low whistle  
The pain was all gone, from the sharp burning thistle
 
And I heard him exclaim as he took in the sight
Happy Christmas my Love, it's over this night
 
 
 
For all that read this now, this is my gift to you, you just suffered your Christmas eve hit, no more tonight for you Smiley
 
Because you've read it right now and suffered the pain, tonight you'll sleep soundly, free from these chains
 
May you all enjoy a beautiful holiday full of peace, love and pain free moments.
 
From mine to yours, a very joyous and happy holiday
 
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Re: C. Lind not C. Moore...
« Reply #1 on: Dec 24th, 2003, 9:21am »
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 24th, 2003, 9:29am »
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Thanks Cat.
 
Nicely put.
 
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 24th, 2003, 9:55am »
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AWWWWWW...Cat...you gotta NOT make me cry before I have to run to work.
 
Very nice,
Merry Christmas Sweety!
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« Reply #4 on: Dec 24th, 2003, 11:45am »
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That is the most creative piece on CH I have ever read. Plain super!
 
Thanks Cat and Merry Christmas!
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 24th, 2003, 11:54am »
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on Dec 24th, 2003, 11:45am, don wrote:
That is the most creative piece on CH I have ever read. Plain super!
 
Thanks Cat and Merry Christmas!

Ditto.  Thanks (wiping the tear out of my eye)
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« Reply #6 on: Dec 24th, 2003, 11:57am »
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dammit Cat......you made me cry!  
 
That is a very special poem, and a very special Christmas wish for all of us.  Thank you sweetie!
 
Have a Merry one, and call when you get there..... Wink
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 24th, 2003, 12:16pm »
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Great poem Cat, gave me shivers down my spine.
Merry Christmas to you and your family.
 
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 24th, 2003, 12:18pm »
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Thank you my Friend. May you have a PF night as well.
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« Reply #9 on: Dec 24th, 2003, 12:21pm »
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Lovely Cat. Words can't express.
 
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« Reply #10 on: Dec 24th, 2003, 12:23pm »
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Cheese and Rice!
 
WOW!
 
Merry Christmas, Cat.  
 
Merry Christmas One and All.
 
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« Reply #11 on: Dec 24th, 2003, 1:41pm »
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Thanks for making me cry.  
 
 
 Cry Cry Cry
 
 
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« Reply #12 on: Dec 24th, 2003, 4:26pm »
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I'm at a loss for words. I'm not so creative but this is terrific.  
 
Thanks Cat and I hope yours and everyone's Christmas is a happy one.  
 
You're something else.  Cool
 
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« Reply #13 on: Dec 24th, 2003, 7:05pm »
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Cat,
   That was truly wonderful (wiping a tear as well)
Thank You
Huggs & Merry Christmas to you & yours
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« Reply #14 on: Dec 24th, 2003, 11:20pm »
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That is the best I have read in a long time!
Cat you are one in a million!
 
Merry Christmas Lady!
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« Reply #15 on: Dec 24th, 2003, 11:26pm »
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That is totally AWESOME Cat......
 
Bless your heart......you are so sweet!
 
Merry Christmas to you........hope it's the best you ever had!
 
PF vibes,
 
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« Reply #16 on: Dec 25th, 2003, 12:01am »
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Lets see now........
 
Highlight........Copy
 
Open MS word...........Paste
 
Save as.............Most creative and moving ch poem ever
 
Save in........My Documents......
 
DONE..................Got it forever!
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« Reply #17 on: Dec 25th, 2003, 12:29am »
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damn straight Don,
Some things just need to be kept forever
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« Reply #18 on: Dec 25th, 2003, 12:44am »
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purty cool doggerel.... or catterel.... or something
 
..'scuse me...somethin in my eye....  
 
...it even scans pretty well... i mean, iambic pentameter is a beotch... ole willy s worked on THAT deal fer years....
 
thanks cat..... and majur peeEffs 2 U 2....
 
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« Reply #19 on: Dec 25th, 2003, 1:21am »
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Cat.
 You are right up there with Eminem.... you area rhyming genius very clever indeedy................  
ove to you and Merry Pain Free Christmas Ree
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« Reply #20 on: Dec 25th, 2003, 1:25am »
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Excellent!!!
 
A very merry Christmas to you and to all of yours from us.
 
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« Reply #21 on: Dec 25th, 2003, 2:46am »
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thumbsup Totally Awesome  thumbsup..........Pam nota poet
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« Reply #22 on: Dec 25th, 2003, 6:55am »
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Thanks, Cat.......great post/poem.....thanks for sharing and thanks for all the support and work you do.
 
Merry Christmas to you and yours!

 
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« Reply #23 on: Dec 25th, 2003, 7:04am »
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Nice work Cat.  Thanks.
 
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