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(Message started by: memikebear on Dec 8^th, 2003, 3:31pm)

Title: HOW I GOT RID OF MY HEADACHES!
Post by memikebear on Dec 8^th, 2003, 3:31pm

You have got to try this. A friend of mine told me about it and it is amazing! I just want everyone to know about it. My god!, it is so incredible to be pain free now and it is so unbelievablely easy.

here is their site www.vppainrelief.com

My friend has fibromyalgia and her friend had back pain and her friend had sinus pain, etc. etc. It worked for all of them.

Hope you guys take this serious! I am glad I did.

Title: Re: HOW I GOT RID OF MY HEADACHES!
Post by jonny on Dec 8^th, 2003, 3:36pm

ROTFLMMFYBO!!!!!.........LMAO ;;D

SNAKE OIL!!!!!

AT ITS BEST......Nice try but no one here will fall for that shit, Pal!!!!

LMMFAO ;;D

..............................jonny

Title: Re: HOW I GOT RID OF MY HEADACHES!
Post by thomas on Dec 8^th, 2003, 3:37pm

Just exactly what kind of headaches did you have sir? Here we go again.

Title: Re: HOW I GOT RID OF MY HEADACHES!
Post by Big_Dan on Dec 8^th, 2003, 3:41pm

... I gotcher power strap right here....

-Big BAM

Title: Re: HOW I GOT RID OF MY HEADACHES!
Post by Mac on Dec 8^th, 2003, 3:44pm

How much commission do you get from every sucker that falls for that?

Title: Re: HOW I GOT RID OF MY HEADACHES!
Post by TomM on Dec 8^th, 2003, 3:45pm

on 12/08/03 at 15:31:38, memikebear wrote:

....fibromyalgia....It worked for all of them.

Another term for bullshit diagnosis!
Worked for ALL those symptoms? I'll try it in my gas tank first and see if it prevents gas line freezing.
TomM

Title: Re: HOW I GOT RID OF MY HEADACHES!
Post by floridian on Dec 8^th, 2003, 3:45pm

I prefer powdered Everthemuchmoreso. Sprinkle a little on my cereal, and it becomes more cereally. A bit in a hot bath makes it that much more relaxing. NEED A LITTLE EXTRA SOMETHING IN YOUR LIFE?? TRY EVERTHEMUCHMORESO!! GUARANTEED EFFECTIVE!! NO SIDE EFFECTS!! A VALUE AT TWICE THE PRICE!! ORDER NOW, OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY.

Title: Re: HOW I GOT RID OF MY HEADACHES!
Post by vig on Dec 8^th, 2003, 3:47pm

Which brand of glue do you use?

Title: Re: HOW I GOT RID OF MY HEADACHES!
Post by Mac on Dec 8^th, 2003, 3:47pm

I almost forgot. I have a cure for cancer. All of them...now where did I put it...

Title: Re: HOW I GOT RID OF MY HEADACHES!
Post by Mac on Dec 8^th, 2003, 3:49pm

Oh yeah one more thing [smiley=finger.gif]

Title: What?? No Vibrators??
Post by floridian on Dec 8^th, 2003, 3:57pm

Checked out their website - they are promoting "vibrational medicine" but the frauds didn't even have any vibrators for sale. Even a skeptic like me can see how a vibrator might make someone feel good. But they just had some wristbands that emminate a "LOSER" vibration.

Title: Re: HOW I GOT RID OF MY HEADACHES!
Post by Major_Headcase on Dec 8^th, 2003, 4:20pm

From their website, the "disclaimer" ...

"Vibrational Pathways Vibrational Products are not medical devices and they are not intended as a treatment for any existing medical condition. If condition persists, consult your doctor."

Hmmm, not quite the same impression I got from their ads, lol. To paraphase the immortal Mr. T, "I pity the fool ... who believes anything but the disclaimer on this website!"

Title: Re: HOW I GOT RID OF MY HEADACHES!
Post by Mac on Dec 8^th, 2003, 4:22pm

There is nothing worse than a charleton trying to prey on people who may be in great physical distress. If your one of those memikebear your a prick>:(. If your not then you aren't suffering from clusters because there is no way those little wrist bands are doing anything but making some jerk richer.
Major Headcase you had a great thought about the disclaimer.Here it is.

Quote:

Vibrational Pathways Vibrational Products Disclaimer
Vibrational Pathways Vibrational Products are not medical devices and they are not intended as a treatment for any existing medical condition. If condition persists, consult your doctor.
Vibrational Pathways Subliminal Products Disclaimer

Title: Re: HOW I GOT RID OF MY HEADACHES!
Post by don on Dec 8^th, 2003, 4:28pm

Quote:

memikebear

youdumbbear

LMMFAO! Any body read the testimonials? ROFLMMFAO

I want to thank you for the power strap, not only did it help me and my roommates mom but we have a small cat. I

accidentally put dog flea drops on our cat. It started having seizures, even after I washed off the flea drops. So I took

the power strap and put it around her neck like a collar, her seizures lessened very quickly and now they stopped. If

I take the strap off the seizures come back. I am keeping the power strap on our cat until the flea drops wear off. This

is a lot cheaper then what the vet quoted me, that's for sure.

Ed A.

Title: Re: HOW I GOT RID OF MY HEADACHES!
Post by Mastifflvr28 on Dec 8^th, 2003, 4:41pm

ummm...no, this is not one of our affiliates, LMAO.

He might get paid for "click throughs"...I'd advise not even clicking on the site :)

Mast

Title: Re: HOW I GOT RID OF MY HEADACHES!
Post by Charlie on Dec 8^th, 2003, 5:12pm

I'm so glad you presented this marvel to us. You can be sure that I'll send for mine right after I pick up my dogs from their aromatherapy session and refill my marsh grass herbal arthritis prescription.

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/Shocked & Awed.png

Many thanks for the chuckles. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Charlie ::)

Title: Re: HOW I GOT RID OF MY HEADACHES!
Post by Tiannia on Dec 8^th, 2003, 6:47pm

I presonally like the submliminal message cd's that you can buy.

Now all I need it one that will make you function normally on two hours sleep and wake up fully resreshed and plesant everyday.... ::)

Tia

Title: Re: HOW I GOT RID OF MY HEADACHES!
Post by don on Dec 8^th, 2003, 7:13pm

Do you need a subliminal cd PLAYER for those?

Title: Re: What?? No Vibrators??
Post by Prense on Dec 8^th, 2003, 8:04pm

on 12/08/03 at 15:57:08, floridian wrote:

emminate a "LOSER" vibration.

[smiley=looser.gif]

;;D

Title: Re: HOW I GOT RID OF MY HEADACHES!
Post by cootie on Dec 8^th, 2003, 11:25pm

I say we tie the guy down and treat him with suma his own medicine........we can heal him with his product of snakeoil-ism......a real cure all of pain in the asses Pam

Title: Re: HOW I GOT RID OF MY HEADACHES!
Post by Mark C on Dec 9^th, 2003, 3:32pm

on 12/08/03 at 23:25:11, cootie wrote:

treat him with suma his own medicine........a real cure all of pain in the asses Pam

Please feel free to express your thoughts to stated owner / manager of this......treatment?

http://www.drhealth.net/ted3.jpg
Dr. Theodore J. Cole, M.A., D.O., N.M.D., F.A.A.I.M. (What? No MD?)

The Cole Center For Healing
11974 Lebanon Road
Cincinnati, OH 45241
(800) 667-5395 or
(513) 563-4321

Query vppainrelief.com at whois.thur.de
Process query: 'vppainrelief.com'
Match found in /etc/gwhois/pattern line 671
1. Step: Querying com.whois-servers.net:43 with whois.
2. Step: Querying whois.opensrs.net:43 with whois.

Registrant:
ted cole
11974 lebanon rd
suite 228
cincinnati, oh 45241
US

Domain name: VPPAINRELIEF.COM

Administrative Contact:
cole, ted tedcole@medscape.com
11974 lebanon rd
suite 228
cincinnati, oh 45241
US
5135634321
Technical Contact:
Administrator, Domain hostmaster@homesteadsupport.com
3375 Edison Way
Menlo Park, California 94025-1811
US
800-797-2958 Fax: 650-364-7329

Title: Re: HOW I GOT RID OF MY HEADACHES!
Post by BruceD on Dec 9^th, 2003, 3:55pm

Hey Mark,

Whois queries are fun, aren't they.

These cure-alls remind me of the scene from The Nutty Professor (the new one with Eddie Murphy). The kids & I were watching that one recently on TV and the acupuncture scene had the boys rolling ... doc adds another pin ... "Are you hungry?" ... "Yep" ... another pin ... "Are you hungry?" ... "Yep" ... must have had a couple of thousand pins by the end of the scene.

Later
BruceD

Title: Re: HOW I GOT RID OF MY HEADACHES!
Post by ave on Dec 9^th, 2003, 3:58pm

Poor sod Mikeythebear posted on the wrong board. Should have chosen "funnies".

Title: Re: HOW I GOT RID OF MY HEADACHES!
Post by pubgirl on Dec 9^th, 2003, 4:57pm

This man is not only the most repulsive specimen of manhood I have seen in years (wouldn't shag him with yours Jonny!)
but he is also a busy bee. He posted this on the medications thread as well.

I know where to use a vibrator and it aint on my head!

Wendy

Title: Re: HOW I GOT RID OF MY HEADACHES!
Post by don on Dec 9^th, 2003, 7:52pm

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3cc28b3127cce83ecbd41d6c70000001610

Title: Re: HOW I GOT RID OF MY HEADACHES!
Post by stevegeebe on Dec 9^th, 2003, 9:31pm

What an ass. Round-mouth.

Steve G