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(Message started by: Opus on Dec 22nd, 2003, 9:04pm)

Title: Twelve days of Christmas   M$
Post by Opus on Dec 22nd, 2003, 9:04pm
On the Twelfth day of Christmas,
Bill Gates gave* to me,
                                                         
Twelve frozen windows,          
   
Eleven broken shortcuts,

Ten illegal operations,

Nine system crashes,

Eight drivers missing,

Seven required reboots,

Six security patches,

Five... Blue... Screens... Of... Death,

Four corrupted files,

Three lost dlls,

Two reinstalls,    

And the best reason to get Linux yet.



* licensed, M$ only lets you use the software you paid for, you own nothing.

By Paul and Amanda

Title: Re: Twelve days of Christmas   M$
Post by Kirk on Dec 22nd, 2003, 11:46pm
OK OK stop yer grinning. Look out the window. Cant's see anything? Ok (wait for it Paul) you should......

http://gererstorfer.net/content/tux/clear-your-windows.jpg



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