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Changing a Light Bulb With Menopause
« on: Oct 14th, 2004, 9:22pm » |
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Changing a Light Bulb With Menopause
Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the * light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS ! $%#$# HOUSE!
I'm sorry. What was the question?
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Re: Changing a Light Bulb With Menopause
« Reply #1 on: Oct 15th, 2004, 9:37am » |
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Good one kim. Hope you feel better in 3 to 5 days.
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Re: Changing a Light Bulb With Menopause
« Reply #2 on: Oct 15th, 2004, 10:24am » |
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on Oct 15th, 2004, 9:37am, BobG wrote:Good one kim. Hope you feel better in 3 to 5 days.
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It's 5 - 7 days, JACK ASS!
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Re: Changing a Light Bulb With Menopause
« Reply #3 on: Oct 15th, 2004, 11:45am » |
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Oh god.... Flashbacks of my mother, when I was in my teens. Holy chit!! 
This is pretty funny. (I mean NOW it is!) LOL!
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Re: Changing a Light Bulb With Menopause
« Reply #4 on: Oct 15th, 2004, 1:05pm » |
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Honey???? Is that you??? I didn't know you posted here.
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Re: Changing a Light Bulb With Menopause
« Reply #5 on: Oct 16th, 2004, 12:19pm » |
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Funny - it's only MEN who replied to this! Yeah you know - Men - who never get any *#%@ hormonal changes. That's right! Oh no - let's laugh at women's changes! %#@$* men! I hate them... God forbid they should laugh at themselves!!! Let's all get a chuckle at the expense of women!!! well I've got one thing to say to you testosterone laden idiots!.....
(oops- sorry Woobie)
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Re: Changing a Light Bulb With Menopause
« Reply #6 on: Oct 16th, 2004, 2:14pm » |
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I am so convinced they do to get hormone fluxuations.
When they get lost, it's low testosterone to blame.
When they misplace their tools, clothing and wallet? 
IT is after all a TESTy hormone.....lol
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