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AlienSpaceBabe
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Would you want these jobs?
Can you figure out what they really are?
1 - arachnid homicide performance artist
2 - yuletide feast sustenance provider
3 - aural stimulation detection and conveyance module
4 - savory incineratable comestibles formula concoctor
5 - atimentary canal discharge removal engineer
6 - naval lint transfer technician
7 - disgorgement cleanser
8 - tedious tome bungle detector
9 - debris-encrusted prophylactic skimmer at solid waste reduction plant
10 - excretement transfer expert
11 - proboscus unfouler
12 - atimentary canal air discharge olifactory organ
   
Lizzie aka ASB
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AlienSpaceBabe
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DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWERS....
1 - spider killer with a flair for the dramatic
2 - Christmas dinner
3 - ear
4 - recipe maker
5 - pooper scooper
6 - belly button fuzz remover
7 - vomit cleaner-upper
8 - editor of very boring books
9 - the person who has to wade through the poop at the wastewater treatment plant to pick up the used condoms so they don't clog the system (seriously, a REAL job at Jones Island wastewater plant in Milwaukee)
10 - port-a-potty emptiers
11 - nose picker
12 - nose that smells passed-gas
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