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Jimmy_B.
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Famous Quotes from Redneck Movies
« on: Oct 26th, 2004, 1:54pm » |
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Top Famous Quotes from Redneck Movies
16. "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle... and your first and second cousin, your nephew..."
15. "We'll always have Wal-Mart."
14. "What does it feel like? Kind of like sticking your fingers in warm chicken fried steak with gravy."
13. "You had me at 'Sooooey!'"
12. "Houston, we have a 'possum."
11. "You're trying to seduce me, aren't you, Uncle Ed?"
10. "I feel the need... the need for sheep."
9. "Are you CRYING? There's no crying in NASCAR!"
8. "Of all the trailer parks in Pine Cone County, she had to pull her '68 Rambler into mine."
7. "I... see... Black people."
6. "Use the horse, Luke!"
5. "I ate his ribs... with some pinto beans and a shot o' Jack Daniel's."
4. "Hokey opera and ancient museums are no match for a good tractor pull, kid."
3. "I know what you're thinking... did he fire six shots or only five? Well, hell if I know! You KNOW I cain't count no higher'n three since the chainsaw accident!"
2. "My daddy always said, 'Life is like a ten-dollar hooker -- you never know what you're gonna' get.'"
And The Number 1 Famous Quote from a Redneck Movie...
1. "You want a tooth?! You can't HANDLE a tooth!!"
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Re: Famous Quotes from Redneck Movies
« Reply #1 on: Oct 26th, 2004, 3:57pm » |
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There ain't room in this town for the both of us, Billy Bob!
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Re: Famous Quotes from Redneck Movies
« Reply #2 on: Oct 27th, 2004, 7:15am » |
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"We always have Wal-Mart..." Good one! 
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Re: Famous Quotes from Redneck Movies
« Reply #3 on: Oct 27th, 2004, 1:15pm » |
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Re: Famous Quotes from Redneck Movies
« Reply #4 on: Oct 27th, 2004, 11:05pm » |
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10. "I feel the need... the need for sheep."
If'n ya stick da hind legs down inta yer boots they cant git away.
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Re: Famous Quotes from Redneck Movies
« Reply #5 on: Oct 28th, 2004, 8:23pm » |
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C'mon, BobG, I've tried it that way.
How can you kiss them?
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Re: Famous Quotes from Redneck Movies
« Reply #6 on: Oct 28th, 2004, 9:19pm » |
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on Oct 28th, 2004, 8:23pm, AussieBrian wrote:C'mon, BobG, I've tried it that way.
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I never thought about kissing them.
I guess you could turn them over and stick their front legs in your boots and ..........nah.........that wouldn't work too good either.... unless....... hmmmm.......nope, I ain't doin' that!
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Re: Famous Quotes from Redneck Movies
« Reply #7 on: Oct 29th, 2004, 5:02am » |
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Forget the boots. The trick is to wear running shoes.
Then you'll always get the good looking one.
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Re: Famous Quotes from Redneck Movies
« Reply #8 on: Oct 29th, 2004, 9:46am » |
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You could drink em purty.
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