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Ronny
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A funny joke, i translated it into English so it may not be 100% correct, my excuses for that.
A mother walked into her daughter’s bedroom and sees a note lying on the bed. With shaky fingers, she takes the note and reads:
Dear Parents,
With deep regrets, I’m telling you I ran away with my new boyfriend. I have found real passion, and he is so sweet with his tattoos, his piercings and his really big motorcycle.
That’s not all, mama, I’m pregnant and Ahmed told me we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants lots of kids and that has always been my dream.
I’ve learned that marihuana doesn’t hurt anyone and we’ll grow it for our friends (we trade marihuana for cocaine and XTC)
We also pray a lot for a cure for aids so Ahmed will heal, he really deserves it. Don’t worry about me mama, I’m 15 and I know how to take care for myself. One day, I will come and visit you with your grandchildren
Your Daughter.
PS I’m with the neighbours, this was only to say: “There are worser things in life.”
You can find my school grades in the top drawer of my desk.
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Re: Woohaa
« Reply #1 on: Oct 27th, 2004, 5:14pm » |
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very cute Ronny
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I can't believe that I have to bang my
Head against this wall again
But the blows they have just a little more
Space in-between them
Gonna take a breath and try again.
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Re: Woohaa
« Reply #2 on: Oct 27th, 2004, 5:43pm » |
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 Good one!!!
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Suck it up Princess...
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ROFL!
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Re: Woohaa
« Reply #4 on: Oct 28th, 2004, 6:09pm » |
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   Thank you soooo much Ronny.. what a great idea!
How all I have to do is give my hubby the old " only had a FEW drinks...crashed the car, forgot to renew the insurance routine and suddenly having bought three pairs of shoes won't seem that bad! I owe you a drink.. you're a genius!
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Re: Woohaa
« Reply #5 on: Oct 28th, 2004, 7:28pm » |
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Re: Woohaa
« Reply #6 on: Oct 28th, 2004, 7:59pm » |
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Re: Woohaa
« Reply #7 on: Nov 16th, 2004, 4:36pm » |
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A friend of mine over here sent his daughter (16) to boarding school in Maine. After a few weeks the daughter disapears for 36 hours. Panic everywhere.
Then dad gets the call from his daughter. She's moved in with her new boyfriend in Maine.
OK, sweetie. What is the boyfriend like?" he asked.
"Really cute, so considerate of me etc. etc."
"That's nice honey. What does he do for a living?"
"Well, he's a part-time dish-washer at the local lobsterhouse but he has ambitions."
"Really, honey? What kind of ambitions?"
"Well, daddy. He expects them to put him on full-time dish washing before the tourist season ends."
"Nice to know he's an ambitious lad."
There is always something worse!
Jack.
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