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Mathematical formula to life
« on: Nov 13th, 2004, 11:50am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:  
 
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all  been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?  
 
 Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these  questions:  
 
 If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.  
 
Then:  
 
 H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K  
 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%  
 
 
 
 and  
 
 
 K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E  
 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%  
 
 But,  
 
 A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E  
 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%  
 
 And,  
 
 B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T  
 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%  
 
 AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.  
 
 A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G  
 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%  
 
 So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and  Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the  Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.  
 
 
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Re: Mathematical formula to life
« Reply #1 on: Nov 13th, 2004, 4:24pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
K-N-O-W-H-O-W
 
11+14+15+23+8+15+23 = 109%
 
 
T-R-A-I-N-I-N-G
 
20+18+1+9+14+9+14+7 = 92%
 
 
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Re: Mathematical formula to life
« Reply #2 on: Nov 13th, 2004, 5:43pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
ROTFLMAO laugh
I can't WAIT to email this one to my boss!!
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