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Bethany1
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The Blonde Painter
« on: Nov 18th, 2004, 1:41pm » |
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A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house. She goes up to the house, rings the bell and the owner comes to the door.
He asks the lady what he can do for her. The blonde tells him of her situation, that she is down on her luck and wants to know if he has any odd jobs that she could do. The man thinks about it for a second and
then remembers that he has been wanting his porch painted. He asks the blonde, "Do you paint?"
The blonde says, "Sure, anything."
"Well, I've been wanting my porch painted, how much would you charge?" the man replies.
"I don't know, say $50 bucks."
"Sounds good. Go ahead and get started." He closes the door and walks back inside.
His wife asks him, "Who was at the door?" He tells her of the blonde and her situation and then told his wife that the blonde agreed to paint the porch for $50 bucks. The astonished wife says, "$50 bucks, but that porch goes the full length of our house and then some. It will be at least a few hours job. You really should pay her more."
"But that's all she said she wanted, and anyway she's a dumb blonde!"
10 minutes later, they get a knock on the door. The man answers the door and the blonde stands there and says, "All done."
With a surprised look on his face, "I can't believe it, you're already done painting the entire porch."
"Yes, and by the way it's not a porch; it's a Ferrari."
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Re: The Blonde Painter
« Reply #1 on: Nov 18th, 2004, 5:59pm » |
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Re: The Blonde Painter
« Reply #2 on: Nov 18th, 2004, 11:49pm » |
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Re: The Blonde Painter
« Reply #4 on: Nov 20th, 2004, 8:50pm » |
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Re: The Blonde Painter
« Reply #5 on: Nov 27th, 2004, 9:29am » |
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Thats a good one. I like that. Thanks.
Another blonde painter decided to paint the house to suprise her husband. As soon as hubby left for work, she began pulling out the paint cans, read the directions, and started painting.
That afternoon, hubby comes home to find his wife laying in the back yard, in direct sunshine, with her skii jacket and fur coat on. Deciding she is having a spell of heat exhaustion, he grabbs the water hose and begins wetting her down. She wakes up and starts to mumble.
Hubby takes her inside the house, turns on the air conditioner, lays her on the couch and askes her what in the world she was doing dressed like that in the middle of summer.
She explained how she was going to supprise him by painting the house, and the directions on the paint can stated it was the paint should be applied with two coats.
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