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Amen!
« on: Nov 30th, 2004, 10:12pm »
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Amen people amen!
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we
all could use more calm in our lives.  By following the simple advice I
heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
 
     Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
    the things you have started.  So I looked around my house to see things I
    started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning
    I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle
    of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both
    Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some
    Saltines and a box of Chocolates.
     You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
     Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
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Re: Amen!
« Reply #1 on: Nov 30th, 2004, 10:21pm »
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LMAO!
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Re: Amen!
« Reply #2 on: Nov 30th, 2004, 10:27pm »
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Ummm. What are you doing this evening?
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Re: Amen!
« Reply #3 on: Nov 30th, 2004, 10:33pm »
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laughCheers
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Re: Amen!
« Reply #4 on: Nov 30th, 2004, 10:52pm »
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ROTFLMAO!!!
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Re: Amen!
« Reply #5 on: Dec 1st, 2004, 5:50pm »
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Hehehe.
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« Reply #6 on: Dec 2nd, 2004, 12:40am »
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LMAO
 
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Re: Amen!
« Reply #7 on: Dec 3rd, 2004, 4:36am »
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Grin lol!
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Re: Amen!
« Reply #8 on: Dec 3rd, 2004, 1:32pm »
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serenity NOW!!!!!!
 
LMMFAO!
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Re: Amen!
« Reply #9 on: Dec 5th, 2004, 7:13pm »
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laugh
 
AWESOME!!!
 
LMAO...Thank you!
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« Reply #10 on: Dec 8th, 2004, 1:39pm »
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LMMFAO  Grin
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Re: Amen!
« Reply #11 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 7:15am »
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ROTFLMFAO
 
 
Thanks, I needed that!
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