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Kids and prayers
« on: Dec 11th, 2004, 6:16pm »
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A visiting minister spoke eloquently during the offertory prayer. "Dear Lord" he began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face.  
 
"Without you we are but dust. . . "  
 
He would have continued but at that moment , a very obedient daughter (who was listening!) leaned over to her mother and asked quite loudly in her shrill little girl voice,  
 
"Mom, what is butt dust?"  
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Re: Kids and prayers
« Reply #1 on: Dec 11th, 2004, 6:24pm »
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LMAO.. thats the sort of thing my kids come out with!
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