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A good joke
« on: Dec 15th, 2004, 11:03am »
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There are five people on a plane that is going to crash.  There are only four parachutes.  The first person is a pro-football star.  He says,
      "I'm a football star beloved by many.  I am famous and I inspire people to greatness.  I must live."  and then grabs a parachute and jumps.
 
The second person is Hillary Clinton, she says,
      "I'm a New York Senator.  Millions of people are counting on me.  I am going to be the president in 2008.  I must live." and then grabs a parachete and jumps.
 
The third person is George W Bush, and he says,
      "I'm the President of the U-nited States of Amurica.  I am the smartest man alive, and I have to lead my country.  My counry relies on my brain power and sharp instincts to survive!"  and grabs a parachute and jumps.
 
The fourth person is the Pope.  He turns to the fifth person, who is a teenage boy and says,
     "Son, I have lived many years, I've had a long life, and my faith is a comfort to me.  I am not afraid to die.  Please, you take this last parachute, for you are young, and have your whole life before you."
       
       The young boy turns to the Pope smiling and says,
      "Hey, don't worry about it sir.  The guy before you grabbed my bookbag!"
 
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